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The Hansle

1) That look that everyone does before laughing, when trying to hold back a laugh, or when jokingly lying.

2) If you want to know the true definition, ask someone what it is and they will most likely do it.

3) Pronounced (Hans-uhhl)

4) Another way to evoke The Hansle is telling someone that there Hansling, they will most likely begin to Hansle shortly after.
"Hey, you know what The Hansle is?"

"Nah man what is it?"

"IDK you tell me....(They will precede to hansle)"
by indrewjones September 8, 2010
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Chunker hansley

A fictional character created originally by the YouTuber Fireyseal on March 28, 2023, Chunker Hansley is a very large attractive man who is about 5,8 and weighs about 569 pounds as of 2022. Chunker was born on May 18, 2002, his father is Pyrocynical and his mother is unknown, his father abandoned Chunker when he was only 4 years of age ever. Ever since his father abandoned him he gained eating problems as it was his only hobby. Chunker was first spotted in the media in a video titled "EPIC Zoom Trolling/Bombing." This character ever since has played a large role in Fireyseal's youtube channel and is very influential to many.
"Hey have you seen Chunker Hansley in that new Fireyseal video"
"yeah he lowkey carried the whole video"
by joe mama lol April 13, 2023
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the ben hausle quartet

The four things that define hot guys that you're thinking about dating, (Ben Hausle is a archetype of this)

-Taken
-Fuck boy
-A smoke ( really hot)
-Douche bag
I could never date that guy, he has the ben Hausle quartet
by Emanon Noname March 23, 2017
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a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.
I was drag racing my Friend the other day and I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008
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Hassel

A way of life; A spirit that has affected the lives of several people.
"He made the sickest catch i have ever seen so i hasseled him."
by Joe Muoio February 25, 2009
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Hasselbitch

Hasselbitch (Noun/person) As in the counter point blue cue card reader on the tv show called The View. HAsselbitch, can't get a sentence out without screeching like a dying cat, interrupting the other guests or co-hosts rudely.

Hasselbitch (Adjective) An uneducated over paid ignorant reality tv show loser who has been paid to spew negative and nasty comments at the flip of her tongue.
The Hasselbitch strikes again when she decides that dancing with the stars performer was wearing too sexy of an outfit and blames the victim for her stalker...

When Kathy Griffin was on the View, she tried to shake her hand and the co host was nothing but an ignorant silly little girl who likes to act all hasselbitchy.
by anti lizzie June 30, 2010
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Haslet

(Noun): British South Coast derogatory term for a female human being that is considered ugly and has little or no morals.

The term originates from likening a girl to the meat product "haslet", which is a pork based meat loaf made from reconstituted pork remains.

To say "she's haslett" also refers to the term "she's had it" but has connotations that she is no more than a product of a pig.
Bruv don't be goin near that dutty girl she's haslet mate!
by kushti October 18, 2010
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