The Giraffe of People

Someone who is really tall, as is the giraffe compaired to many other animals.

To a tall person: "Damn, you're so tall, you're the giraffe of people."

About a tall person: "Dude, did you see that guy? He was like the giraffe of people."

by SpacePanda December 11, 2008

dying giraffe

When your friend gets a horrible look on their face that can only be described as a dying giraffe.

Man, wipe that dying giraffe look off your face!

by JackieB! March 9, 2010

Electric giraffe

It is a solo sex act in which you start by wrapping your penis in in tin foil, followed by pulling your ballsack back to form a giraffe like symbol with your phallic member, then continuing to insert your tin foil wrapped genitalia into a live electrical socket.

Jim: "Drew how did you end up in the hospital last night?"
Drew: "I tried an electric giraffe and got some shocking results."

by snorlax69 June 3, 2016

journey of the giraffe

sexual journey of the cock from the pussy, through the woman's tits and into the mouth.

I did the journey of the giraffe to that bitch last night.

by bxxtch January 6, 2005

Giraffe

A large mammal that has a long neck with spots. They often make noises that consist of "maaaahhhh" or sometimes a more excited "mah-mah-mah-mah-maaahhh"

Did you see that giraffe it said "Maaahh"

by Scotch YB July 7, 2010

graffer

what someone who isn't in the know calls a writer (someone who does graffiti)

Toy #1: hey that guy has a blackbook. do you think he's a graffer?

Toy #2: yea! let's go and try to hang out with him.

by poppenjay April 10, 2006

Giraffe

The sexual act of sticking one's entire head and neck into a woman's vagina

Jack: Yeah, I giraffed my girlfriend last night. It was great.
Andy: How could you even breath in there?

by Green Tea Facial Moisturizer October 3, 2011