gumption

Not been drunk enough to rate high enough on Mary Scotts favourites list.

"Ye haven't got the gumption,go away I want a divorce,booze busters is still open,hmmm,if i wander past my own gate lying flat on some hedges along the way to make it in time then...."

by End of conversation September 29, 2003

Gription

A firm or tight hold; secure firmly; Having or maintaining good traction.

Those shoes have the best gription on a rainy day.

by Tina Barth July 18, 2003

Grumpkin

After Intercourse seamen is placed on the females face, and then pubes are placed on top.
The grumpkin is the face your partner makes after the following.

Fescoe looked pissed after that grumpkin last night, what a mess.

by Chase Magee April 28, 2005

gription

the act of gripping an object, or surface. usually used as a faux word for grip amongst blondes.

I had much gription with these new snow tires

by munee December 14, 2003

Grumpkin

A girl shits on your dick, then sucks it off.

grumpkin, ohhh!!!!!

by Brian December 5, 2003

grumpkin

a friend who you always smoke up, but never buys weed.

Karl, when are you ever gonna smoke us up, you grumpkin!

by Clash May 13, 2005

Grupptionary

A person whose intellectual ability surpasses Stephen Hawking in all areas known to man with the exception of spelling. Furthermore, spelling is so befuddling to the individual that after years of belittling them for their lack of spelling prowess they still lack the ability to spell the most basic words. However, when given a complex math or theory-based physics problem they instantly develop multiple hypotheses (one of which will be correct).

Matt: "Jonathan is brilliant when it comes to electricity, but he probably couldn't pass a third grade spelling test."

Kurt: "That's because he is a Grupptionary."

by L&l March 6, 2012