The main character of the show Family Guy, the man of the Griffin family. Works in the Happy-Go-Lucky toy factory, and hangs out with his friends Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.
"Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me."
by --Meatwad-- November 26, 2004
Get the peter griffin mug.The name of that basic and straight white boy in your class who comes from a well off family but acts like they came from the hood. Worships Eminem and wears knockoff Beats By Dr. Dre headphones. He boasts about how well his life is going when he is probably going to grow up to be some hoe's baby daddy or a bartender. If a Griffin Johnson insults you, just remember that he's whiter than milk. Probably has a 1-inch dick
Kelly: Griffin Johnson called me a slut for wearing leggings
Mark: Don't worry that nigga goin' round asking for head from the teachers
Mark: Don't worry that nigga goin' round asking for head from the teachers
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proper n. A professional comic and media gadfly. An all-around kickass dame of ingenious, rapid-fire wit. Reknowned for having the nerve to mock celebrities and slaughter all the sacred cows of mainstream pop culture. Brassy, sassy, classy and sarcassy.
by Dovetchka December 25, 2005
Get the Kathy Griffin mug.A Gallery of photos that young Griffin Harrington has taken. It is quite outstanding work and he will go far. This is his website.
by Sam Fields August 10, 2009
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He is faithful, Funny, and will do his best to keep you happy.
He is Smart, Strong, and Handsome
He has brown hair and blue-green eyes.
He is faithful, Funny, and will do his best to keep you happy.
He is Smart, Strong, and Handsome
He has brown hair and blue-green eyes.
by SlapBoi69 November 8, 2019
Get the Griffin Montgomery mug.A certain dialect of Jive spoken by so called “trench-babies”, who ironically live in a high-income neighborhood.
“Yo there’s parents around just speak in griffinese”
“Aight merch foe nem let’s do the digital dash out dis joint”
“Aight merch foe nem let’s do the digital dash out dis joint”
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