Gropefruit

A closeted gay male who initiates "playful" physical contact with unsuspecting straight males

Eric Massa confessed to being a Gropefruit while he was in the Navy

by Johnnyash March 11, 2010

Grape Fruit

The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.

"Oh my god this grape fruit is amazing!"

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

grapefriedchickenmelon

THE BLACK PEOPLES DREAM!!!!

GOT GRAPEFRIEDCHICKENMELON?

by Blackest November 28, 2013

Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!

The person has fallen from grace. They’re not as good as they used to be.

Look at them, this is so sad. Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!

by Snowflake Jones June 9, 2019

Gapefruit

the asshole

“Last night we 69’d and I stuck my tongue in her gapefruit

by Gapefruitguy April 12, 2022

g-RAPEfruit

Being grapefruited without consent

Awe man and then while I had morning wood she g-RAPEfruited me in my sleep, it was terrifying!

by fuck thinking of a name rn June 4, 2018

Dust up your grapefruits

To prepare and take a line or lines of coke off of the balls of a gentleman over the age of 45

Hey mate, mind if I dust up your grapefruits?

by Greatfruits November 4, 2016