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Government Cheese

A BIG, HARD MASS; A BLOCK OF ORANGE-YELLOW PROCESSED "USDA CHEESE FOOD" ISSUED BY "DA GUBMENT" United States GOVERNMENT to aid needy families by supplementing their food resources. Used for making Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and Macaroni & Cheese but ALSO CAUSES severe, bowel obstructing constipation, silent but deadly stinky gas, and / or "the runs" diarrhea in those who are lactose intolerant.
I just got some Government Cheese, but I'm not gonna make a grill cheese sandwich cause it gave me the runs last time I ate it.
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Govereau

A solemnly good word used to define all the good in the world. This Word is used to define perfect.
"You did such a govereau job. Thanks"

"You are such a nice, govereau, person."

"Why can't we all just be govereau."
by Randy Govereau July 7, 2008
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Government Troll

A Government Troll is someone paid by a .gov to influence people's opinions on the internet, especially when it comes to key or suppressed issues. They have multiple accounts to forums/blogs/facebook etc and use them to discredit people's responses and sway public opinion.

This actually works on almost all sheeple.
Blog Title: Obamalamma isn't from the US
Lengthy post showing evidence that its true.

Comments Section:
Guy1: I knew it, lets boot him out no wonder America is in so much debt only a non-us citizen would do this to us.
Government Troll Persona1: Guy1 you are wrong Obamalamma was born in the US.
Guy Two: GTroll Persona1 Just look at the evidence
Government Trolll Persona2: Here is a random document that says Obamalamma is from US.
Government Troll Persona3: See Guy1 Persona2 proved you wrong.
RandomTroll: Obamalamma is gay.
Guy2: Okay maybe Obamalamma is from the US guy1 is a conspiracy theorist.
Guy3: Freaking conspiracy theorists why did I waste my time reading this post when its not true.
by Ken CDN October 10, 2013
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government.doing.stuff

white boy commie who never gets any mf sleep
government.doing.stuff laughs uncontrollably at Obamna Soda.
by imoneuglyspider December 1, 2020
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tom goes to the major

it is how idiots spell "Tom Goes to the Mayor". In doing this they show how fucking stupid they are for hating this show.
Idiot - Hey, I hate Tom Goes to the Major.

Normal Person - What the fuck is Tom Goes to the Major? You're a fucking dumbass
by MayorTom January 13, 2009
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Ghetto gloves

When socks are used to keep hands warm in the absence of proper outerwear.
"Hey Bob, are those mittens without thumbs?"
"No, they're my ghetto gloves Bill..."
Bill looks down at Bobs sockless feet and understands all too well.
by heyduke December 13, 2009
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Michael Gove

A fat cunt who likes kids he is an absolute prick and a twat I want to punch the little shit head in his ugly stupid smug face overall a stupid mother fucker
by …?! February 21, 2022
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