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Gooch scoot boogie (GSB)

Similar to the infamous Arabian goggles. Place testicles over victim's passed out closed eyes, dick on forehead while in the crab-walk position. Scoot the gooch across victim's nose while laughing hysterically, let out a forced wet fart as your asshole passes over victims nose, then boogie on out crab-walking.
You should have seen the look on Jeff's face when he realized that Cody had just done the Gooch scoot boogie (GSB) on him seconds before he came to due to vibrating nostrils, priceless.
by Creamofyoda January 31, 2009
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Gooch Snort

A gooch snort is the practice of inhaling cocaine or possibly wasabi from a mans gooch. The mans gooch will have had to be specially prepared, resulting in a gooch strip being made so that the cocaine or wasabi can be snorted without interferrence from gooch hair.

Gooch snorting is a practice common among many gooch assasins, who often snort wasabi as part of their mystic ritual used in gooch dojos.
Lester lay Stevie down and ran his finger along the freshly waxed gooch strip, "stevie love this is just perfect for ol' Les to have a quick gooch snort" he said as he quickly lay down a line of wasabi. He formed the line with his credit card and counted to three, then he inhaled with all his might, the gooch snort was complete.
by The Padre October 27, 2009
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sweaty gooch

When the area between you anus and genitals brews up a pool of sweat, creating a wetness in your underwear and outer garments
Look at dean nicolaidis' shorts! You can see his sweaty gooch!
by Teflon Boi July 26, 2016
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gitch

mens or womens underwear.

see also gotchie
pull your pants up wigger, I can see your gitch.
by Paul J Parkinson July 12, 2006
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Godchurch

To be honest.... I dont fucking know. I think some stupid YouTube star named Logan or Jake Paul made a song with it in the lyrics?
And I just drop some new merch and it's selling like a godchurch
by RaspBerryChipmunk June 4, 2017
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gotchie gravy

The liquid shit stain in your underwear, especially after flurching or a bad bout of diarrhea!
If you've got diarrhea and don't make it to the John in time, you run the risk of getting some gotchie gravy!
by Jon-Miester November 11, 2008
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goochbumps

A tingling feeling in your gooch when it is touched.
I got goochbumps when my girlfriend reached into my pocket and took my keys.
by polish penitrator May 7, 2010
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