goose

everything and anything

That girl is a goose.

Doing the dishes is a goose.

This ice cream is a goose!
You're a goose.
Hate mail is a goose.
You're the moose's goose.
That's very goosely of you.

Its hard for a goose in the world today.

by Duph! March 03, 2010

Goose

White people.

Look at that Goose. Fucking honky's.

by Fletchskii October 13, 2011

Goose

A complete wet blanket.
Cornball.

A prepubescent kid that had zero friends as a child and decided to join a frat and give himself a nickname.
Cool story bro but you know he does in top gun right?

Ben. You being a total Goose right now.
Stephen Glandsberg and Goose are synonymous.

by Z Maddy July 12, 2018

goose

The most horrid, vile creatures on the planet. They are conspiring against us and are murderers.

Ex.1 “If you got a pet goose I’d kill you and then myself, for you have failed.”

Ex.2

“Fuck, a goose.”

by Ugly Troll Creature April 22, 2020

Goosing

Goosing is the art of no lifing either video games or skype (Usually with fellow Gooses). Some times this act can be described as being a Total or Jonesing.

Goos: Man, i've not had a shower for five days, i've just been skyping and whoring out fifa.

DoGg: fs GOOSING yUTTER xd

by ChubStain July 08, 2011

goose

n; one who is never serious, constantly plays around; a joker; a foolish person; goes along with the slang term soulja boi

Daniel: Ey, you kno ma homie antwan
Austin: Yea.
Daniel: Man he a straight up goose!
Austin: Yea, he is a goose soulja boi.

by DanOfThorp August 04, 2008

Goose Goose Duck

1. Noun - A better free-to-play version of Among Us with built-in voice chat. The developers actually update this game and don't beg you for money to buy boba.

2. Adj - When something is better in every way than its predecessor or comparatives.

1. Even modded Among Us doesn't have close to the number of features the base game of Goose Goose Duck has.
2. Your new partner is so Goose Goose Duck. I can't believe you even liked your ex.

by SlinkyChampion January 06, 2022