Goofy nigga

A person who is a bum don't got nothing going on for themselves don't got money be at every party trying to get with any female.

This nigga john a goofy nigga he was just at this party last night trying to talk to my friend.

by Glorified Gemini June 3, 2018

What's Goody

A variation of "What's Good."

Yo, what's goody son?

Not shit.

Yeah.... trying to roll a blunt?

Jea.

by juhnlaaa June 28, 2009

Glory hole attendant

A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When reasons two parties do not want to know who preformed/rreceived the sexual act.

It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintaine and clean the hole.

"Hey, did you hear? There's jobs going in wetherspoons for a Glory Hole Attendant.

by Righty Tossbag June 20, 2015

goofy._.jack._.walten

a hot ass bitch who will always be hotter then you

ur mom: do you know goofy._.jack._.walten on tiktok?
deez nuts: that one hot ass bitch?!
ur mom: YESSSSSS

by ur mom gay lol (isa) August 27, 2021

What is goody my gang

A dope ass way to greet the homies

"what is goody my gang" "whats good CUH"

by menkisser123 August 30, 2022

goofy footed

To ride a board of sport with a unique stance, leading with your right foot. (Despite what people might think, there is no correlation from being goofy footed to being left handed.)

Snowboard rental shop clerk: "Are you regular or goofy footed?"

by www.goofyfooted.com July 9, 2011

jade goody

A female that deserves a pat on the back for achieving so much publicity for doing so little.
Displayed impressive amounts of retard-ness in the Big Brother house, by using lard as sun screen.
Later married a cretin (Jeff Brazier, who shares equal intelligence) and had a kid
Continues to appear in celebrity magazines, claiming various things.
Released her own full priced perfume called 'Shhh' - later seen being sold for 3 pounds.
No matter how hard she tries, Jade will always resemble a pig
Appears to be completely harmless, quite likable and without any special self-goal, she is still a complete waste of space.

She is nowhere near as self-publising as the whore 'Kerry Katona'

After 20 years of drug abuse, including acid, methamphetamine, heroin and qualudes, the patient nearly matched the IQ levels of Jade Goody.

by Stationmiek October 27, 2006