Goothers

It's Hooters, but goth.

"You wanna go to Goothers tonight?"

"Nah, last time I went, I got salmonella from the boneless wings."

by GiveMeTheNoodles September 15, 2022

Gooncho

A word that you use to call someone an idiot who you greatly love. To be a goon and a honcho at the same time.

Oh Reese, you’re such a sharfing gooncho.

by Show ikr November 2, 2022

goonchichi

Goonchichi is the almighty most powerful sexy organism on the face of this planet all feeble lowly scum of Goonchichi wannabes don't hold a candle to Goonchichi's superior existence goonchichi is the essence of life Goonchichi is eternal

GOONCHICHI GOONCHICHI GOONCHICHI

by Puglord679 January 14, 2023

goonchild

Is the biggest goon to ever walk the earth but must also be the son or daughter of a goon

Francesco bonito is a goonchild

by anonymous June 20, 2023

goontard

a man who's mental abilities have declined to the point of retardation due to prolonged gooning

person 1: you need to stop gooning you cant even form a sentence you filthy goontard

person2: nahhh nahhahah uhhh yhhhhh

by goonmaster greg August 9, 2024

Goontender

A type of hockey fan who gets overtly defensive over one specific player, usually spamposts about them and are the hockey equivalent of a BTS Stan.

Harrison: OMG LOOK AT FLEURY UWU SO PRETTY I LOVE HIM
Jacob: sir, this is the #Cats channel, stop being a goontender

by Fleurypoopypants September 7, 2023

Goontosis

Goontosis is considered to be the highest state of gooning achievable. When somebody enters 'goontosis', it is assumed that they are completely disconnected from the physical world and are entirely consumed by the goon.

Ethan: Bro, last night I gooned so hard I entered goontosis!

Owen: Holy fuck dude! I accidentally entered goontosis during my lecture today!

Ethan: That's dope as fuck, my nigga!

by Boouty January 22, 2024