Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)

Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.

by Brian Shmid March 31, 2003

goo goo ga goob'

word used by the Beatles in I Am The Walrus. Meaning, yes and certainly or uh-huh

You are a looser, goo goo ga goob'!

by SammMan November 14, 2004

goob

A good for nothing guy. enough said.

most guys on the planet are goobs

by random_racer May 31, 2009

goob

Gay noob ..Used by gamers...Its often used when some team mate really frustrates you and play a uber noobish game .

Jason : WTF was that noob play Eric !!

Eric : sry mate , my fucking mouse prob
Jason : STFU u goob . U always have a reason :x

by Poker1234 November 4, 2009

Goob

An adversary that is unskilled, or low level, and relatively easy to defeat. (Mostly used in role playing games.)

There are two armed men guarding the door; not to worry they're goobs.

by Q. B. Foxx September 7, 2010

Goob

goo•b Noun

Definition:

1. An endearing pet name for someone close.

2. A less juvenile term than Goober for someone who is silly, or a goofball.

Origin: Goob is derived from the slang word Goober.

"You are such a Goob. I love you!"

by tattedfairy October 22, 2014

Goob

Large cleavage; breasts and/or butt

Damn! That girl has major goob!

by DonkeySpinward September 19, 2015