Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)

Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.

by Brian Shmid March 31, 2003

goo goo ga goob'

word used by the Beatles in I Am The Walrus. Meaning, yes and certainly or uh-huh

You are a looser, goo goo ga goob'!

by SammMan November 14, 2004

Goob

Somebody who majorly sucks and swallows, like for real, dude.

A: Hey dude, I just kicked a baby
B: You're a goob, dude. Stop.

by goonguy October 29, 2020

Goob

A person who is fun to be around but is an actually dumbass but give off the best vibes ever.

Julie- Yo i was hanging out with josh last night he’s the best but sooo dumb
Olivia: he’s such a goob

by 🧩 May 28, 2020

GOOB

That stupid tattoo that idiots have on their legs

Amanda has a GOOB on his leg

by begum07 July 5, 2019

Goob

The penis...your dick..

"I think I'll go out tonight and dip my goob in some puss."

by t69man September 20, 2016

Goob

The use of Home made gravity bongs (a way of smoking weed) most commonly made from a plastic bottle and a cup.

Hey Alexander, you tryna goob this weekend?

by Scooby-Doo2goob4u June 5, 2018