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Day of the Goat

An annual event in which participants wake up at 8 and drink beer all day whilst fasting. At some point in the afternoon goat meat is marinated in Milwaukee's Best Ice and eaten by all of the drunk people. . .it is glorious.

preceded by Day of the Scroat
me: yo Johnny, you know that today is Day of the Scroat?

Johnny Quid: oh sweet bra , that means tomorrow is Day of the Goat

me: sweet
by sevendemdemi! September 25, 2010
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Road goat

A road goat is someone who travels often and makes sure that everyone else knows. Typically prone to blogging, gramming, tweeting or updating their followers with their latest travel details or stories about their weekend trips
Jason just got back from his epic transcontinental road trip.. what a road goat.
by Gogogoat June 13, 2019
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no-goat

noun

When a goat doesn't like it.
It's a no-goat for me.
by hernerrr August 24, 2020
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Goat Brigade

An odd-lot collection of sots, one-offs and rogues who miraculously find each other. Unable to relate to society-at-large, they're at least able to bond with each other as a group.
Jed: Wow! I didn't think Applebee's would be so crowded...and what's up with all the braying sounds?!
Raoul: It's the Goat Brigade -- must be bowling night.
Ned: Goats!!
Raoul: Verdad!
by Ned Wazoo July 28, 2011
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Goat Mouthed Poof

A borderline gay metro sexual who should just come out of the closet and stop draining resources of the male population.
"Is that dude gay?!?"

"Nah, he is just a goat mouthed poof!"
by Barry The Bogan August 15, 2006
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Billy-goated

When a super hot chick bites the longest part of your beard/goatee and gives it a little tug and shake.
Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."
by KikiNJ September 8, 2014
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goatee

What the kids in those pictures are trying to grow.
Kids in the pictures: Dude, look at this goatee I grew...shit took me a week to grow. I'm gonna post a pic of it on urbandictionary.

Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?
by jeffreykittens May 16, 2007
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