Gram Guru

Someone with a really nice or an aesthetically pleasing Instagram

Maisy: Have you seen this girls Insta?
Nelly: No, show me
Maisy: She’s a Gram Guru, prepare to be pleased

by secretlyimagoat June 10, 2018

shmeul ghur

Our lord and savior who is tied with shaggy and big chungus. You will immediately cum when you see him in your sightline.

Joe:did you know that the 3rd god of the holy trio is shmeul ghur.

by Bonkpan February 5, 2019

Booty Guru

An Instagram influencer who sell products and gives advice, with a following primarily based on the aesthetics of their physical appearance, in many cases, their booty.

Girl, don’t buy that tea just because your booty guru told you too!

by MorganSchneider69nice December 30, 2020

social media guru

Generally some no-talent dickbag who slummed their way into social media without any knowledge of how to use it for anything other than gaining followers for themselves, attending events, and generally whoring themselves out, because they're 22 and don't know how to business.

See also:

social media -

rockstar

maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff

"Hi serious client, I'd like to introduce you to our social media guru!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"

by wulgusfactory February 12, 2015

Fantasy Football Guru

The person who plays fantasy football and dominates the leagues they are in. They understand who to draft, who to play when and understand the best matchups. They also know when to trade players and when to head to the waivers to find good bench players. You will typically find that a "Fantasy Football Guru" is in multiple leagues.

Scot: My team is 4 and 4 in fantasy football. I need a winning streak to get in the playoffs.
Yamilin: You play the "fantasy football Guru" this week so you know the winning streak isn't starting now. He just picked up Wes Welker off waivers and he killed it last week against the Dolphins.
Scot: No doubt. The Guru watches the computer and all 15 games each Sunday. He thinks he is the GM of the Dallas Cowboys or something.
Yamilin: It is only fantasy football but the Guru thinks it is real.
Homewood: The fantasy football Guru is a freak.

by ERP November 14, 2007

giurul

the most legendary name on the planet. It was from the most amazing legend on earth, Giuseppe. THIS WAS HIS OLD ROBLOX USERNAME THAT GOT HACKED. USE IT AND HONOR GIURUL FOR EVER.

yo ur mom
giurul

by izzy31309 November 12, 2021

Guru Gossip

An internet forum where fans and haters of Youtube gurus can rave or rant about their favorite or least favorite Youtube guru; users can also create other posts related to local or national news or just celebrity gossip in general.

They also somehow believe they are better than the "lying" and "deceitful" gurus and helping make the universe a better place by sitting around on a computer all day bashing semi successful/popular girls who make videos for a living isn't exactly the prime example of honorary, dignified or respectful.

"The most disliked youtube beauty gurus on Guru Gossip are the Fowler sisters(Juicystar07/Allthatglitters21) and Michellephan."

by Candaygurlll December 18, 2012