Jerkin’ for gherkin

When someone really wants to eat a pickle. Even more so if it is of the Gherkin variety

“Bro, I’m jerkin’ for gherkin”

by anonymous July 3, 2024

Double Gluck gurkinspurt

When two girls or guys are sucking your balls and you spurt out lots of sperm and they start gagging on your kids

Maverick told me that he was gonna get double gluck gurkinspurt later from his friends Tim and Merrick.

by cuckmasteroftheworld February 3, 2026

Drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin

Serial position in which a penis-haver lies recumbent and holds his erect membrum virilis pointing upwards. The partner, having eaten a vindaloo the precious night, squats about the erect "gherkin" and drops the drty bomb.

Oh my goodness, a roffer is about to drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin!!

by ORANGEHAMSTER ALAN ORLA May 17, 2023