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geomoine

The pairing of George Weasley and Hermoine Granger
A:Who do you ship?
B:Geomoine,they're just sexy
A:True..
by Larcrix September 22, 2011
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Geomuggle

A non-geocacher. Based on "Muggle" from the Harry Potter series, which is a nonmagical person. Usually this term is used after a non geocacher looks puzzled at a geocacher making circles with their GPS receiver, or when a non-geocacher accidentally finds a cache. Geomuggles are mostly harmless.
Short version: Muggle
A lot of geomuggles around the cache in summer - use your stealth abilities
by outlive December 18, 2006
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geomax

(Verb.)the act of going to a different country where your sexual value is raised in comparison to your home country.

The phrase is commonly used in incel forums.
Things weren't working out with the ladies here in the States, so I'm going to geomax in Thailand this summer to get laid.
by DerickHada August 11, 2022
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geometry

(n)

1. A mind-numbing class which will leave any student's head spinning.

2. What Kagome hates above all else!
1. Teacher, will you please let me torch my geometry book?

2. "I hate geometry" - Kagome
by RHS Student June 28, 2004
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This is a very serious question and it must be answered carefuly and gradualy.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.

Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.

And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.

If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
by J.Z. - vukajlija April 24, 2009
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geometry dash water

A famous Geometry Dash Youtuber known for his comments on videos, and the creator of "Geometry Dash Comedy News"
Hey did you see Water's new video?
Or
Geometry Dash Water's comment was funny, wasn't it?
by AquaticJx June 7, 2016
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Geometry Dash

The ecstacy addled baby of The Impossible Game and OSU.
Ugh "Geometry Dash" is soooooo hard, I can't make it past 10 percent.

Hey, I just completed a level in Geometry Dash! It was so much fun!
by Deuce_Jeuce July 10, 2020
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