Carlos Garcia

A sexy latin stallion who treats his woman like a princess. He is a man driven by passion, and love. He is a strong, compassionate romantic. A jack of all trades. Skillful and thought provoking. The man of any woman's dreams but likes to screw with other peoples mind by giving them affection, hopes and then taking it ALL away!!! Striving to be known and organize events to mingle socially

So he pulled a Carlos Garcia on you and your best-friends?

Your so lucky to be with Carlos Garcia

Are you going to Carlos Garcia event tomorrow night?

by LAman22 November 12, 2010

Garcia Lopez de Cardenas

The only persons to REALLY see the Grand Canyon.

Boy, do I wish that I could see the Grand Canyon like Garcia Lopez de Cardenas did.

by thePSAT October 18, 2014

Gary Cooper time

Gary Cooper time is High Noon.

"Before Gary Cooper time, I had the phone numbers...."

_Spanking Watson_ by Kinky Friedman (1999), p. 171

by Neil Sapper June 5, 2008

Gary the No-Trash Cougar

Trash hating and often violent Cougar mascot.
Featured on Family Guy

Like Gary the No-Trash Cougar says: "Give a larbage, throw out your garbage!"

by Aly [Your mom] May 9, 2008

Gary Coleman

The one urinal, always located at the far left or right of the line of porcelain pee-ers, that is significantly lower than the other urinals.

"All the stalls are full, Junior, but you're tall enough now to use the Gary Coleman."

by JohnInCleveland May 12, 2008

Mr. Garcia

A spanish teacher that probably 48 years old, bald fuck, from Mexico and most likely an illegal, tells you "cellphone time over" when class starts , uses other teachers powerpoints to give the class as notes and gives you 5 minutes to copy it down. Has told his students "come at me" before. This bitch ass notifies you about having a quiz the day before usually on a fucking thursday. This bitch always moving you across the room and resorting to force if you don't comply. Will write referrals even if you don't do anything. Typically has sexual intentions for 14-15 year old girls and never yells at them. Binge watches questionable content during our quizzes/tests or stares directly at you as your trying to concentrate. Like to take a piss in the boys bathroom rather than the staff bathroom. Will watch students pee if he is suspicious of them. Nigga usually doesn't let anyone go anywhere anyways.

James: Can i go use the restroom

Mr.Garcia: No go sit down

James: Please i need to go ill be real quick

Mr.Garcia: I said no

James: Stop being a Mr.Garcia.

Mr.Garica: *Writes Referral*

Mr. Garcia

by Mr. Garcia Himself March 2, 2019

garchomp

Arguably the best non-uber Pokemon in the game. The standard Garchomp moveset is:
Garchomp @ Yache Berry
Nature: Adamant/Jolly
EVs: 255 Atk/255 Spe
- Dragon Claw/Outrage
- Earthquake
- Swords Dance
- Fire Fang

With just one swords dance, this Pokemon is capable of OHKOing the vast majority of Pokemon and 2HKOing the rest of them. He has one of the highest attack stats of non-ubers and just enough speed to outrun Pokemon like Salamence, as well as a HP stat that is well above average. He only has two weakness and with a Yache berry, he can even overcome (in many cases) his 4x weakness to ice attacks. If you do not have a reliable Garchomp counter in your team, be prepared to lose a lot of matches, as it is, according to Smogon, the most overused Pokemon in the game. There has even been some debate as to whether he should be considered uber, as he really is that good.

Garchomp is sent out...
"Oh shit, not another Garchomp."

by tasman87 October 13, 2008