Cognitive gammonance 

Where gammons can link any subject to something they hate no matter how unrelated.

Headline: High energy particle seen zooming towards earth. "Probably Harry and Meghan rushing to their next interview". - cognitive gammonance

Cognitive gammonance by Chippy De Chip March 12, 2021

harley gammon 

harley gammon is the most coolist person that you will ever come upon, he is v ery athletic and good looking with a massive downstairs, he is very kindhearted with many friends.........he shows a big love towards the baba g

harley gammon is cool

harley gammon by mr writethetime March 8, 2022

back gammon player 

A term to refer to homosexual males (gay men). Made popular in 1811.

Also written as “backgammon player”.

This is term has declined in usage.

Is Johnny a back gammon player?

back gammon player by Oh Relief December 1, 2024

Sack Gammon

The strip of meat between the testicles and the bumhole. Officially known as the perineum.

Example 1: Lee had been cycling so long that his Sack Gammon looked like a raw beef burger.

Example 2: Jack has the Sack Gammon of a man thrice his age.

Example 3: Harry strokes his Sack Gammon for good luck.

Sack Gammon by JittyMan February 23, 2026

punch the gammon 

describes a woman who vigorously masturbates.

Can be used as an insult also

Bethan do you punch the gammon?

Example: I will punch you in the gammon!

punch the gammon by gammon matser September 10, 2019

A meeting of Gammons

A group of 4 or more middle aged men.

Oh look Carol, can you see over there in the middle of the pavement we need to walk down… There’s a meeting of Gammons, we’re going to have to cross the street I think or else we’ll never get past them!

A meeting of Gammons by TheFunnyGingerMan April 24, 2026