fake-o-gram

fake-o-gram:

1. a telegram which is not legitimate or written by the stated author

2. a quantity of a substance which is supposed to be cocaine, heroin or another illicit drug, but isn't

3. a mammogram done on breasts which are not entirely 'genuine equipment' or 'all original gear'

Ex.1
My grandfather thought that he got a telegram from Frank Sinatra, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram from his brother Louie.

Ex.2
My pal Jim once bought what he thought was a gram of cocaine, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram baking sugar.

Ex.3
My pal Val is awaiting the results of her fake-o-gram on those beautiful sweater puppets.

by GlennyJ December 11, 2013

popeyes skin graft

A Popeyes Skin Graft is when you buy a bunch of chicken from Popeyes, with the sole purpose of removing the fried chicken skins to wrap them around another food.

I've got this idea to bake a lasagna, and then perform a Popeyes Skin Graft to it. It's a dish that will make even Iron Chef Bobby Flay's jaw drop!

I've been saving up fried chicken skins for a couple weeks now. I'm planning on sewing them together, and wrapping an entire ham. It'll be the world's largest Popeyes Skin Graft to date.

by BehodiusSquirtMonger March 8, 2015

Slave to the gram

Cocaine addict.

She had to go to DT. She's a slave to the gram.

by SoilentGreen August 8, 2017

one for the gram

if you take a fire pic and send it to your friends (if you have any) and they tell you to post it.

trippynikki: gUyz do you like my pic?
sevensuperqueens: yes darling that's one for the gram.

by yourmomsis November 3, 2018

Slam-O-Gram

One of those awesome grannies that gives you a shitload of cash everytime she visits. They were major ravers back in their day and they tell you all about it. They also let you get away with fucking everything!!

" My granny is a Slam-O-Gram she just gave me a fifty"

"Check the Slam-O-Gran playing the mean base"

"That's one wicked Slam-O-Gram, i hear she gives wicked pressies bitch!"

by The BGK King March 9, 2009

grambo's death charge

a swift jab to the atomsapple

nise grambo's death charge

by gomer pile May 14, 2003

Grambling

When your parent keeps talking after you said "Okay."

Parent: "You always on that damn phone! Never cleaning this damn room!"
You: Okayyy. *Thinking here comes that grambling shit*
Parent: "AND you always leave all them damn dishes in the sink!" (1 dish)

by Loltrymehbih November 4, 2016