kiss the homies goodnight

THIS IS NOT GAY, kissing the homies is not gay unlike two gay people kissing. It is to show the homies that we are homies so they don't think we are not homies. I fwe do not kiss the homies goodnight we wake up dead... i mean don't wake up the next morning.

imagine a guy on his way home. "AW CRAP BRO" (he forgot to kiss the homies goodnight) therefor he must now drive back all the way no matter how far away from them he is and give em a kiss (not gay)

by chainsbillyandbob4life October 25, 2023

good afternoon, good evening and goodnight

A quote said by Jim Carrey in the truman show, also present in the end of the movie.

"Say something, goddamnit! You're on television. You're live to the whole world!"

"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight *proceeds to just leave*"

by anonymous August 11, 2024

goodnight rhyme

A rhyme you tell at night, usually a rhyming story or experience. All can be told to either children, teens, and adults. Typically told to help them have a "goodnight" because of the "rhyme" used in the story.

She told me a goodnight rhyme, best believe i had a good time. / He tells me goodnight rhymes every night to help me sleep tight.

by Jiggy_J January 8, 2017

I'm tired goodnight

Something somebody says when tired and ready for bed

(Goodnight btw)

Guy: Want to watch XQC?
Other Guy: No, I'm tired goodnight.

by TheGuywhodoesidk July 20, 2023

goodnight jerk

When you want someone you love to know you are slightly annoyed at them before you go to sleep. It isn't meant in a harsh or bitting manner

"Goodnight" said Amy,

"Goodnight jerk" replied Rj

by Jasonmrazsongz January 23, 2016

kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022

Goodnight Dick

When you poke your dick into a vagina at the end of a date

Jack gave Ellie a goodnight dick after the date and they ended up in bed the next morning with only underwear on.

by DickGirl January 7, 2020