by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021
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1. to apply a finishing coat of paint to your living room
2. when people are having sex, usually at an unexpected time, used as a cover up for naughtiness or in a public place
1. to apply a finishing coat of paint to your living room
2. when people are having sex, usually at an unexpected time, used as a cover up for naughtiness or in a public place
1. You probably want to glaze your living room once you've painted it.
2a. Neighbour- "Hey, can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
Man- "Oh sure, sorry we didn't come to the door sooner..."
Woman- "Yeah, we were just glazing the living room"
2b. Friend- "So, I called you at work and you didn't pick up"
Woman- "Oh, I stayed home to glaze the living room with my husband"
Friend- "Ooooh..."
2a. Neighbour- "Hey, can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
Man- "Oh sure, sorry we didn't come to the door sooner..."
Woman- "Yeah, we were just glazing the living room"
2b. Friend- "So, I called you at work and you didn't pick up"
Woman- "Oh, I stayed home to glaze the living room with my husband"
Friend- "Ooooh..."
by l-sizzzzle June 18, 2008
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when u beat off perfously then jiz around the rim of a girls asshole, and smear it around with your dick.
by dylanandmatt March 28, 2009
Get the glazing the doughnut mug.simply coming on a chick. but if you want to take it to the next level you can carry round some hundreds and thousands. then when the deed is done, whack them on to really set it off!
Guy 1: "When you rang last night i was totally glazing the doughnut!"
Guy 2: "yeah man? did you take it to the next level?"
Guy 1: "Totally, had some hundreds and thousands, and bam! tossed them on her face:
Guy2: "nice man. swarve"
Guy 2: "yeah man? did you take it to the next level?"
Guy 1: "Totally, had some hundreds and thousands, and bam! tossed them on her face:
Guy2: "nice man. swarve"
by Daniel Wray June 25, 2007
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Verb (used with object)
Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Verb (used with object)
Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."
Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"
Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."
"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."
Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"
Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."
"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
by Spen15M June 19, 2016
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Get the glazing the donut mug.When a man puts his Wang in the females vagina and it comes out all covered in her cum. Glazing the carrot sexual intercourse between male and female.
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