Gabriel is a fucking phat nose ( yes with a ph ) who thinks he can cure cancer, is a fucking shit baller and gets no females
Ay your a Gabriel
by Oxford Verified December 15, 2019
Gabriel, also known as gabby for his extremely feminine looks, is one of the most irrelevant people you will ever meet. The only thing he ever accomplished in life was deep throating a whole baguette, which really changed his life. Because of this experience, whenever he talked to a dude, he didn't look at the person's eyes, he looked at their dick. This made the person uncomfortable, eventually placing Gabriel on the sex offender list. Gabriel eventually became a stripper, with the stripper name Shrexy Trump. This gained him the interest of the incels on reddit. With every single incel he could find, he smashed them, all at once. He received all of their phone numbers and recieves about 2,069 nudes every day.
by Thiccburd January 01, 2020
by Pink wolf June 09, 2019
Strength: Gabriel has an exceptional knowledge of war history. He also knows a lot when it comes to the horror genre of movies and games. He could kill a man but is extremely wholesome. A great friend.
Cons: Silicone could kill him
Cons: Silicone could kill him
by cabbageclown August 03, 2018
A boy that is always there for you. he's kind smart and funny. he's a good boyfriend. and a good friend in general you may break up but he will always worry about you. he's always on your mind so love him and care for him. and never break his heart.
by Tgggffghf March 06, 2018
Ugly, short, horrible singing skills, sucks at piano(jk) and is horribly annoying. Derp loving man (Rip Derp). Kind of funny and very inappropriate little dude.
Kayla:Ohh wow look it’s a Gabriel
Kyirsten: ughhh
Kayla: there is some thing wrong with being a Gabriel
Kyirsten: ughhh
Kayla: there is some thing wrong with being a Gabriel
by Tannerbraungardt&foxFAN<3 May 10, 2018