broke furniture

A sexual act where you fuck your girl so hard, you actually break furniture.

Guy 1: hey man, did you hear about Greg and lexi?
Guy 2: yeah, I heard they broke furniture last night.

by Contrast January 31, 2008

bar furniture

Stools; a slightly cryptic way to talk about poop in polite company.

Man, I need to eat more fiber. I haven't seen bar furniture in days.

Dude, you should go shower, you totally smell like bar furniture.

by chinesedentist December 15, 2010

Furniture Orgasm

A furniture orgasm is when a sales person gets an orgasm from new furniture and/or new fabrics that they receive from furniture manufactures.

Susan and Brendon both had furniture orgasms when they saw the new furniture and fabric that was going to be put on the showroom floor.

by TheFurnitureGal May 21, 2011

futniggaz

someone who is white in colour and has unusual eating habits that makes him a fatso

Black guy:- Hey look at that futniggaz, fred.
Fred:- (english accent) I'd say, what a fat ass niggaz.
Futniggaz:- Hey, its not my fault i'm white and fat!

by ABZ November 17, 2004

move furniture

To have sex with a large woman.

"Did you move furniture last night?"

"Yeah, I fucked a human couch."

by leRayMoo September 19, 2014

licking furniture

The act of oral sex between two females.

Lori really likes when Jess licks her furniture.

Both of them enjoy licking furniture.

by tes272 August 14, 2014

Patty O'furniture

Patty O'furniture is the owner of a kickass woodworking business called Patty O'concepts that makes sweet American and Texas flags out of wood and can be found on facebook.

Did you hear that Patty O'furniture started a business called Patty O'concepts?

I just bought a massive custom made flag from Patty O'furniture and it's badass!

by TXsoldier429 December 20, 2016