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Funkle

Tom: you smell extra funkle today

Frank: shut yo bitch ass up ni*
by Rickyticky123224 October 20, 2022
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finklesniff

when you get a good whiff of a mans ass crack
"can i have a finklesniff, sir?"

"sure"
by s1naronies April 21, 2023
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Funkle

Funkle is a word to express sheer agony and pain through a word, it can be used either fully or parts of said word.

Such as, Barbunkle, Garfunkle, Cybergrunk and more
User 1: "Hey man, my dad just died"
User 2: "Aw Shunkles, that is quite funkle."
by rocket_vv January 14, 2024
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Funkletunkle

Smoothie created by blending a mixture of anal excrement and orally regurgitated fluids, usually dyed or scented to be disguised as a normal drink.
“Hey, you wanna make a funkletunkle with me and serve it at the local restaurant?”
by Reely841 April 23, 2024
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funkletunkle

Smoothie created by blending a mixture of anal excrement and orally regurgitated fluids, usually dyed or scented to be disguised as a normal drink.
“You wanna serve up a funkletunkle at the nearest restaurant?”
by Reely841 April 24, 2024
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Finklestein

Finklestein is the title of a game where players involved are in a never ending game of tag of sorts. The act of finkleing someone is fingering their “finkle” otherwise known as the knee armpit for 3 seconds counted out loud. There are many rules to the game of finklestein. It consists of many players and is a devious game originating in Missouri. The point of the game is to not be the finkleton for longer than 2 weeks and to get rid of it as soon as possible. If you are the finkleton for longer than 2 weeks a series of curses such as the frog drink supper, 10,000 lashings, and butt phone sniffer are imposed on the finkleton. After a year of being the finkleton for a year a tattoo of the word finkleton must be put on the players body. The meister is in a no tag backs rule as long as whoever they finkled is still the finkleton. The other players can be finkled by the finkleton anywhere besides church or if all the players agree to have a place be sacred in the moment.
I am the nasty little finkleton in the game finklestein.
by Son of Shad April 16, 2025
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fucklesuckletoogan

A jingle I came up with in my free time listening to baltimore meme rap. I interpret this word also as a means of making fun of my friend Aedan who cares about nothing but girls and is a hypocritical piece of human dogshit (& or ragebaiting)
when he is being a fartendickinbausinscrotuminhousin on the game talking about girls in school outside of school.
Aedan: *aedan acting like hes smart & good at whatever we are playing* Hey you know that one girl? I think her name was Valeria.
Carter: which one the short one or the big ass torta
Aedan: The torta. Shes kinda bad and I think she likes me (she doesent like him a single bit and only interacts with him because he owes her money)
Carter: not every girl that you know likes you
Aedan: STFU your just a hater man *chants negative nancy at me thinking hes funny but in reality hes just a gullible piece of shit*
Carter: stop being a fartendickinbausinscrotuminhousin and shut the fuck up you stupid fucklesuckletoogan. She doesent like you just accept it. She has a boyfriend lil' homie.
by Stormomen7700 November 13, 2025
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