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funk ass 

a foul or raunchy smell (like the kind of smell when someone leaves food in their car for a really long time)
When Natalie got into Libby's car she said, "damn homie, yo car smells like funk ass"
funk ass by Libbeth December 19, 2005

Funk and Wagnall 

Person A: What does that mean?

Person B: I don't know go look it up in your funk and wagnall.
Funk and Wagnall by quesodip123 November 27, 2009

funk that shit 

"fuck that shit" edited for younger audiences. See "fuck that shit" for definition.
Bobby dared me to see how high I could swing on the swingset. I said "funk that shit", I ain't doin' it.
funk that shit by Craig January 26, 2004

Funk Ninja 

See. Ninja all of these same rules apply, but you must add in addition to that STYLE. Funk Ninjas seem lazy to the naked eye, but one must look past the stupid exterior to the particularly crafty and imaginitive inner core. Above all else a true Funk Ninja can create or call Shaft style music to his aid at any given time. Funk Ninjas excel above the rest, currently there is only one True Funk Ninja.
*catches hand in mid swing* "Holy god you are a ninja" *supposed ninja flips backwards, Shaft music blares in the brief seconds he is visible all stops when he leaves* "damn...that was THE FUNK NINJA!"
Funk Ninja by Cappy February 13, 2003

Funk Doctor 

Reggie Noble
a.k.a
Funk Doc
Funk Doctor by Diego November 11, 2003

Funk monster 

People or things that are not fresh.
Damn what's that smell?!! Looks like the funk monster don' cast a spell.
Funk monster by Ree and Chena April 23, 2003