fuckwitable

A person or entity who matches and also identifies with your energy.,beliefs, practices, morals and common interests.

My friend and I have never crossed each other.
We have so much in common, there is never a dull moment. She would also never betray me.
My friend is "fuckwitable!"

by Whitejaz January 20, 2023

fuckwit

Lee

oh Lee’s such a fuckwit

by apologetic horse arse November 28, 2024

Fuckwit

The current Prime minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

A person so inept and clueless that no matter what they do they will screw everything up, from Oven Ready deals to world beating covid track and trace programs to other lies a Fuckwit will screw them all up.

My god the PM has lied again, this is like the fifth time this week, and it's only Tuesday, what a Fuckwit.

by Don't vote tory! September 28, 2021

Fuckwit

Someone really stupid or dumb.

"Dude Josh is SUCH a fuckwit."
"I have to agree bro, he is so dumb."

by HONESTLY I'M NOT THAT ORIGINAL January 2, 2016

Fuckwit

A person who could be extremely intelligent if he (usually) - or, she/they etc. (unusually) - desires intelligence; yet, he (she/they etc…) prefers to lack intelligence. Similar to several types of personality disorder (according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders)

I hope that the court will prove he’s a fuckwit

by Ho_Kepos April 18, 2022

Fuckwit

A person that is generally a dickhead; that usually annoys everyone.

Person 1 - Bro your mother should have aborted you, extra chromosome cunt.
Person 2 - Shut the fuck up you fuckwit.

by 20chromosomes November 6, 2018

fuckwitted

A term used to describe someone who is so stupid they would get a ball implant on his face. It is normally used to describe a half arsed saddo who,despite the fact that he has no common sense, would be the best candidate for prime minister at the moment as he has more brain cells than our current one who has approximately 0.001 ounces of common sense in his balding head.

Here's a mince pie you fuckwitted stupid cabbage.

by ThE pArTnErS iN cRiMe April 20, 2020