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fuckwitted

A term used to describe someone who is so stupid they would get a ball implant on his face. It is normally used to describe a half arsed saddo who,despite the fact that he has no common sense, would be the best candidate for prime minister at the moment as he has more brain cells than our current one who has approximately 0.001 ounces of common sense in his balding head.
Here's a mince pie you fuckwitted stupid cabbage.
by ThE pArTnErS iN cRiMe April 20, 2020
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chinless-fuckwit

A chinless fuckwit is a person who has neither a chin, nor a brain. This chinless-fuckwit usually is an old white guy living on a farm. Chinless fuckwit's also have a tendency to vote for a Right Wing party.
"Damn, that guy with all that Donald Trump memorabilia surely is a chinless-fuckwit." "This guy is such a chinless -fuckwit because he has no brain or even a chin."
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Fuckwit

by AnonIII July 2, 2012
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fuckwit

massimo the bumssimo
Hi, I am massimo the bumsimmo, I am a fuckwit
by ukaiyYT January 30, 2022
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Fuckwit

Hires someone for the purpose of firing them only even when the person was reluctant to work for them because they know what the plan is already
That fuckwit just acted like he fired me a few days after he says he was hiring me what a useless fat fuck
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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Fuckwit

Someone who's wit(thoughts) are mainly based on getting fucked. They constantly think about how to get fucked and come up with sexual definitions for normal words on urban dictionary. Their language is also full of innuendos in normal conversation which should suggest they need eugenic neutering to reduce their over-active sex drive.
Ninety five percent of people on urban dictionary are fuckwits. Eugenics would create loads of blue eyed blonde racists.
by Meowface December 26, 2016
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wall of fuckwit

When you're shopping at a Tesco superstore (on your own, like a responsible person) and suddenly look down an aisle to see a stupid couple having an argument about what type of cheese to get right next to a member of staff stocking shelves, with two more random people discussing the weather further along.
Note to self: turn around and come back later -- no way you're getting through that wall of fuckwit just now.
by BelaLugosi'sDead March 15, 2021
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