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fuckastrated

1) To demonstrate a sexual act,
2) to insert a penis somewhere only to somehow have one's balls chopped off, or to be such an utter manwhore and do so much fucking around that you get justifiably castrated.
3) to orchestrate an orgy
4) a state of frustration caused by one's current sex life (or lack thereof)
1) "Just allow me to fuckastrate the proper technique of cunnulingus..."
2) "There is not an orfice within a 10 mile radius, aside from a few women present (including your wife), that you have not penetrated. Therefore, we shall now castrate you with these rusty pliers."
3) Keeping time with his hands like a band director, the fuckastrator shouts,"And now one-two-three––thrust harder brass section––and lubricate, lubricate..."
4) "I am so goddamn fuckastrated! Even the shower massage no longer helps!"
by Spork_damage May 6, 2007
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fuckoff

"He's a fuckoff."
by Vishe Zakona February 15, 2004
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Fuckism

Fuckism is the religion where you are sick and tired of the bible thumpers trying to censor you. You like the word fuck and or you like to fuck. Fuckism is fucking amazing. The temple for which we do our fucking is called the Fuck Factory! Feel free to fuck fuckers!
Fuckism fucking rocks!
by God Of Fuckism November 15, 2007
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Fuckology

A website and a Facebook/Instagram page that share written content and quotes.
The name was chosen due to the sarcastic vulgarity in most of the content, and that led to innovative and creative written pieces enjoyed by over 1M people around the world.
Fuckology shares some good shit these days.
by WordsThatGotStories November 20, 2018
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les fuckoffs

"Eeeeh! C'est un groupe des fuckoffs!"
by KHD August 4, 2003
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fuckish

someone who fucks with others emotions and feelings
i dont know if i like him with girls, he seems fuckish.

he is a fuckboy because he is fuckish when he talks to girls
by hmal June 4, 2016
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fuckoff

To determine through intercourse with a third party the sexual prowess of a competitive group.
Alex and David had a fuckoff with Mary to determine the best fucker.
by AlexJonesandCom January 23, 2011
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