fuckass

Adj. Strange, unusual, or bizarre, generally in a negative way.

"What kind of fuckass play was that!?"

fuckass by darkrighteous September 2, 2025

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Fuckass

Just bad. Horrible, terrible, wrong, not right, all around bad.

I had a fuckass day today because I got into a fight with my friend and my fuckass car broke down on me.

Fuckass by Duke aka Lil K aka Black Santa September 4, 2025

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Fuckass

1. (Noun) A person whose primary talent is converting simple tasks into a spectacular display of incompetence. Not malicious, just a walking, talking minor inconvenience. The human equivalent of a soup sandwich.

2. (Adjective) Describes any object, situation, or concept that is so profoundly useless or poorly designed that its existence is both an insult and a joke. It implies a level of failure that is almost artistic.

As a Noun:
"I asked my boyfriend to record the game, but the fuckass recorded six hours of a static blue screen instead."
“Who's the fuckass who used the last of the coffee and didn't make a new pot? I just want to talk."

As an Adjective:
“I can't get this fuckass printer to work. It's just blinking its 'help me' light for no reason."
“We missed the exit because of this fuckass GPS that recalculates every time I blink."

Fuckass by anonymous September 10, 2025