Fucking the Royal Duck

Fucking the Royal Duck is much like Fuck the Duck but more blatant. While Fucking the Duck can be construed as a convenient trip to the bathroom or a well timed smoke break, Fucking the ROYAL Duck is a blatant attempt at avoiding work.

"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".

by dirtykurty September 10, 2010

fuck a dead duck

An expression one uses when caught totaly by surprise. Or when something improbable happens.

Boss: "The customer just called me and said that their order was right on the count, good job."
Packer: "Well I'll fuck a dead duck!"

by Jumpingrat January 23, 2007

If it fucks like a duck

When it is clear that two people are having an affair, but think they are successfully hiding it.

Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"

Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."

by marlopoohbear November 11, 2009

Holy Duck Fuck

Used when seeing something so unbelievingly mind blowing your brain has a spasm in an attempt to keep your head from exploding.

~You walk outside and see two hot, half-naked lesbians making out on your front porch~

You: "Holy Duck Fuck..."

by ThatEducatedBlackGuy November 18, 2010

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck

Screw a kangaroo
Stick you're Dick inside a graiffe

orgy at the Zoo

fuck fuck fuck a duck,sung to (Row row row your boat)

by Skilift September 15, 2022

fuck a duck on a gut wagon

Means you are screwed in the worse way .. Basically life is so screwed up. Worse case scenario.

Bertha wrecked her car killed 3 people... Ouch I bumped my pinky toe on the couch..Fuck a duck on a gut wagon

by Dimpaliengirl February 4, 2018

Holy Duck Fuck

1) A Phrase Someone Might Say When They Are Surprized. The Person Might Be High, Drunk, Or Mentally Unstable (Insane) Or A Combination Of The Three.

2) Two Ducks From Heaven Having Sex. Need I say More?

You Die And Go To Heaven And See Two Ducks Having Sex.

You Might Say "HOLY DUCK FUCK!?"

by thatawesomeguywithweirdmum September 9, 2010