frat curlers

In utilizing a gym's weights and exercise equipment, it is common knowledge that there is a certain code of etiquette that all must adhere to in order for the gym to run functionally. "Frat Curlers" do the exact opposite. A "Frat Curler" is normally easily to spot, for they are usually the skinniest and most thin of all men "working" out at a gym. Because of their sheer size, they resort to wearing "wife-beaters" or cut up tank tops to show off their well defined, enormously vascular 13 inch arms and 28 inch chest. They are always wearing some type of fitted baseball hat, usually the local college they attend (or pretend to attend, as is usually the case in northwest Indiana). They also always have tattoos. Frat Curler tattoos are always easily identified because they are cliche'd, lame and about 5 years out of style. Straight up, their barb wire/tribal/chain around the arm, Big hollow sharp point cross, Japanese/Chinese/Asian character font on the arm are "played out". A Frat Curler never does his research or bothers to try out anything innovative that would gain him an upper hand in trying to get a bigger body, hence the "reason" most frat curlers come to the gym is to try and hit on "cardio bunnies". Frat Curlers completely ignore all aspects of afforementioned "gym etiquette" by picking up a barbell, loading it up with a few plates, then having the audacity to stand in the power cage/squat rack and perform bicep curls, much to the dismay of actual bodybuilders and weight lifters that are at the gym to get something accomplished. It doesn't just stop there though, as the typical frat curler has to try and show off how amazingly HUGE his 13 inch teenage girl looking arms are by flexing in the mirror after he finishes his NO-XPLODE Drink and finishes his "dude!" every-3-word conversation on his iphone.
If you see a frat curler at your gym, please drop a 25 pound plate on his sandaled feet, this will act as a repellant and you will be able to squat/deadlift in the power cage/rack in peace, the way it should be.

Think of a "prep" with shaggy hair, wearing a wife beater and college hat and you have a "frat curler"

Frat Curlers usually leave plates around, with complete disregard to gym etiquette.

frat curlers usually have a physique similar to Hannah Montana: small and weak

by gatesoftanhauser April 1, 2008

Dennis Franz

Plays Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue. He is the most kickass cop on TV. Though this is New York, Dennis Franz came from the mean streets of Chicago. You'll see him beat somebody's ass on every episode, and occasionaly say something funny that you wouldn't expect to hear. However, he's gentle when it comes to women.

After Andy kicked that one drug-dealers ass, he took him down to the station. He questioned another guy and finally said "Don't mess with me or I'll piss on your shoe."

by Ryan August 12, 2004

Frat FAG

Term for any guy without enough personality or balls to get through college on his own. Always has tiny penis and tries to compensate in every way. Attracted to sorority sluts that lack same character traits: confidence, self-worth, etc.

Typical behavior involves fucking every sorority slut that will let them, drinking small amounts of alcohol and lying that they drank way more, having a small penis and saying its much larger, having a secret handshake that must involve them licking their Frat FAG brothers balls, and acting like an inmature, reckless douche bag all through school.

by Intelligent/decent January 15, 2011

färtzenhalter

Thong underwear or, less commonly, a thong bathingsuit. Synthesis of the English word "fart" (a flatus expelled through the anus) and the German word "halter" (holder). Likely a corruption of the German word "buestenhalter" (brassiere). A synthetic colloquialism visually suggesting that the thong is able to "hold in" the expulsion of a flatus from the user's anus. (Army usage circa 1990)

Check out Specialist Dribble, man. She's wearing the skimpiest färtzenhalter I've ever seen in all my years in Vth Corps!

by Tummy AuGratin February 26, 2006

fradzilla

A fad, but a really cool one. But you know it's a fad nonetheless.

Etymology - Fad + Rad + Godzilla

Chatter rings are fradzilla!

by RockJonny July 3, 2007

fratability

the ability to make oneself more fratty

Today I went to the Polo store and bought 10 new polo shirts and some fratty sweaters. I totally increased my fratability.

by joinafratyougdi December 26, 2011

DJ this Frat Party!

When someone says this, they are indicating that either the music is too low in the venue they are in or that the music selection is bad to the point that no one is dancing or even listening. Which can be commonly found situations in many frat parties thereby comparing the party they are at to a frat party.

Upon recognizing these events an individual should exclaim either "time to DJ this Frat Party" or "yo, someone DJ this Frat Party" and then proceed to take command of whatever device is being used to emit the sound produced at the party. He or she may choose to plug their own portable means of music reproduction if they choose but once this word is declared the party must improve in quality.

'everyone sitting down in their respective corners at a party while you stand close to the computer playing some terrible john mayer or dave matthews band song.'

'turning to your homie,' "yo time to DJ this Frat Party!"

...frat party turns to rave house party; everyone pops e; everyone gets laid

by cuse917 March 11, 2011