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Forrest Gump 

1. A simple-minded person. 2. The act of evading the negative consequences of one's actions by no other means than pure luck. 3. Achieving overly-rewarding results from simplistic, unskilled, half-assed actions.
1. I tried to tell him that I didn't want to go out with him, but - he didn't get it, he was a total Forrest Gump. 2. After having Forrest Gump'ed their way through the robbery, Todd and Angie decided to go to Vegas with the money. 3. We can't pay a mechanic because my husband's been out of work for two years - so I guess we're just going to have to Forrest Gump the transmission back into the car.
Forrest Gump by Shannon September 9, 2003
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Forrest Gump 

An Idiot who tells strangers about his life, He talks about his mama and chocolates and spends 3 hours sitting at the bus.
Forrest Gump by Razorblazor September 6, 2003

Forrest Gumped 

The term Forrest Gumped refers to a specific level of intoxication or being Fucked Up, usually from a mixture of alcohol and tree. One would most likely have to go to extreme lengths to achieve this form of fuckedupness, but...nothings impossible.
Josh: "yo you see foster last night

Handle: "yea he was totally Forrest Gumped

Josh: "haha yea"
Forrest Gumped by SmokeTree November 15, 2010

Forrest Gump 

When you have intercourse with a fat guy's belly button and creampie it.
Lots of girls dream of blowing Ron Jeremy, but many more dudes want to Forrest Gump him.
Forrest Gump by Tim Jerome April 3, 2009

Forrest Trump

Whimsical character who pretends to be a war hero, runs long distances, and says cute things like "life is like a box of chocolates" - except in real life is a draft dodger, can't run at all cuz he's a fat fuck, and says embarrassing words like "bigly".
"Did you ever see that movie Forrest Trump?"

"Why would I watch a movie about a racist fat orange bastard who dodged the draft with fake bunyons and keeps saying stupid shit like 'bigly'? I can see that asswipe on Fox news whenever I want."

Forrest Gump 

When you fuck a fat guy's hairy belly button and creampie it.
Many girls dream of blowing Ron Jeremy, but many more guys would like to Forrest Gump him.
Forrest Gump by Tim Jerome March 27, 2009

Forrest Gump 

an obvious mis-spelling of a type of australian tree known as the forrest gum
tree dude 1- hey look at that forrest gump
tree dude 2- you mean forrest GUM??
tree dude 1- of course
frustrated metalhead- GAAAAAARGH
Forrest Gump by Sonic Death September 6, 2003