flacidity

The reaction of the male genetalia occuring when open hand contact exceeds a duration of longer than a high-five between two guys while performing the Eiffel tower or any other 3 person maneuver.

My flacidity occured when Brad tried to hold my hand while we were fucking Esther.

by esbradjosh April 9, 2010

flavin

Commonly used term by those who posses certain "Jerry Lewis-like" qualities*, usually found superfluously at the end of a sentence.

*ie. Professor Frink of The Simpsons.

Please don't be touching my machine or you could be causing us terribble pain with the Ouch, and the Flavin...

by Ryan-michael Lindsay October 10, 2004

flabiolous

A thick or chubby female, but is still hot and sexy.
Has the appropriate amount of "flab" at the correct areas, like hips, buttocks etc.. is called flabiolous..
derived from flab + fabulous.

porno star Olivia O Lovely is flabiolous !!!

by Rohnit January 15, 2008

fail flail

A weapon used, similar to the ban hammer, to tell someone that they fail.

I saw your post on ytmnd forums, and I administered the fail flail to it.

John whacked George with the fail flail after George sent him the o rly owl.

emoxlover and MCRocker were smacked with the fail flail by the admins because emo sucks.

by AWPerative July 26, 2006

flavic

The state of being alone; away from everything; by yourself

The boy was always flavic at school because he got bullied a lot.

by Guy33 February 4, 2014

Flaviar

That friend you call when you need some dope booze and the one you invite for thanksgiving because they always bring the best bottles. It's the friend who mysteriously knows a whole lot about spirits—a walking cocktail recipe book.

Takes the BYOB rule seriously and always comes with some fancy and delicious stuff.

You’ve always got the best booze. You’re such a Flaviar!

Call Flaviar, he’ll know what the best drink for Xmas dinner is.

by wwwito November 25, 2021

flailarino

basically what a flail is, except with a little zest

Joe Borowski totally flailed and blew that save against the A's. It cost me 2 grr and a sando. What a flailarino.

by Kevin Gilks June 12, 2007