Flannel Dash

The situation that develops when a great deal of lint collects on your car's dash due to a lack of cleaning.

Dude, Armor All would take care of the serious flannel dash that you have in your car.

by burtstuart January 19, 2011

flanneler

a hot rugged boy who wears flannel and has a beard.

damn!that Hogan boy is hot! he's a total flanneler!

by jumberlackhunter May 23, 2009

Flannel-Sniffer

A vulgar individual who gets gratification from smelling body juices on used bath flannels.

Sally stood up in the bath and turbo flossed her under carriage sending suds into the air .She sat down to rinse off and placed the bath flannel on the side.Much to her shock her husband Pete ran off holding the garment close to his nostrils whilst loudly inhaling."Come back here you dirty old flannel-sniffer" screamed Sally.

by lanny-b September 20, 2023

You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023

Red Flannels

The middle aged, disapproving chaperones.

I just couldn't have any fun with the troops of red flannels lining the walls, watching hawk-eyed!

by Mddrs August 15, 2012

Flannel Chin

When your chin can't take a good hit and is that loose it absorbs dirty vagina juice from a freshly washed minging flannel

Those Wilder brothers have flannel chins, one tap to their faces and down.... Pussies

by Beanz57 March 27, 2022

Flannel

Collective noun used to describe a group of three or more people with mullets.

Look at that flannel sitting around the campfire, sharing stories on how they maintain their “business in the front, and party in the back” haircair routine. Their mullets looked incredible...

by Axle89 September 9, 2019