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flange maggot

A man who grovels round the flange in the usually misguided hope that by prostrating himself he may be able to crawl his way into the dick ditch.
Usually a male feminist, see also mangina, who is prepared to sell out his own gender in order to obtain female approval.
Usually found sniffing round the ex's of higher sexual predators..
"Fuck me, that Martin creep is a right flange maggot.."
by Drex the Schizo November 15, 2007
mugGet the flange maggotmug.

Busted Flange

A musical duo formed in 2005 by 2 mates - Donkey on guitar & vocals, Beanbag on drums.

Their most memorable performances were played to a small crowd of 2 in a funky little room at one of the band members homes.

The duo's most requested songs were "Handsaw" & "Corned Beef Flaps".
by flippyfloppyflaps November 12, 2011
mugGet the Busted Flangemug.

flange

by fashullet April 30, 2005
mugGet the flangemug.

Flange fluid

Remnents found in the mouth of a lesbian
After a good munching fest, flange fluid is left in the mouth of the muncher
by Lopburi June 28, 2006
mugGet the Flange fluidmug.

flange

The flaps of skin beneath a turkey's head
nice flange you hot turkey!
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
mugGet the flangemug.

Flange Shui

When a bird decides its time your house had a woman's touch.

I.e. Installation of cushions candles and net curtains
Soud is so godamn clungestruck. He has even let his new squeeze perform flange shui on his living room, Fucking candles all over the shop!
by Glenge January 24, 2011
mugGet the Flange Shuimug.

flange plate

item of female anatomy used for the production of babies.

vagina
by dz9 July 4, 2008
mugGet the flange platemug.

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