Flaccid Lettuce

The soggy disappointment that lettuce becomes after being microwaved

Bro, I reheated my lunch yesterday & I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.

by Rucks May 12, 2025

Flaccid

Describes a rolled 20 in Dungeons & Dragons that was not a natural 20

DM: What did you roll?
Me: A flaccid 20

by IDKlol1776 November 14, 2019

flaccid rodent

Term of endearment

A plucky pet name for a partner or used in a heated exchange to express the frustration due to their parking , driving or general living being on planet earth.

Yes babe I will ring you back in 10 minutes,. Catch you later you flaccid rodent.

or..

You utter twatwaffle. You drive like Stevie Wonder,. what are you some sort of flaccid rodent.

by shatbuff2 October 27, 2024

Citric Flaccid

The state a guys penis is in after being squirted with the juice of a citrus fruit. This sometimes happens purposely to eliminate and annoying erection.

-Dude, why are you crying?
-My erection has lasted about 3 hours, so my only choice was to make it Citric Flaccid with this lemon I found.
-That must have stung pretty bad.
-Ya, but at least my erection is gone.

by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011

A trip to lake flaccid

When you get turned off during sex

My girl farted while was were fucking, and I took a trip to Lake Flaccid

by Fred Murtz March 16, 2024

Flaccid

Lacking in strength, firmess or resilience. A person displaying weakness or lack of resolve.

That flaccid bastard isn't coming out tonight. You're being such a flaccid tonight.

by Miskina November 25, 2017

flaccid whip

when you whip your flaccid penis across another's face/body/etc.

yo man last night this girl was being all grabby on my junk so I just pulled it out and gave her that flaccid whip

by cyanid369 May 15, 2020