Five Finger Death Punch

Pop rock for angsty middle school suburbian kids and soccer moms, much like Disturbed and Slipknot before them, as well as their contemporaries Avenged Sevenfold. About as metal as Justin Beiber. 1/1000000th as metal as BABYMETAL.

"Are you a fan of Five Finger Death Punch?"
"No, I listen to heavy metal."

by I'm So Cratic September 16, 2018

five fingers up

that means you pull only men...

John has five fingers up,
he must only pull men.

by gayemokid September 11, 2022

five finger ballet

The physical act of self penile stimulation with the use of one's five phlanges (fingers).

Jeff's been single for a while so he's all about the five finger ballet brah.

by jhwalkerphoenix February 20, 2010

five finger death punch

Its a band

Jack: Five finger death punch is a band
Smart person: No shit retard

by burger King Killer February 10, 2009

Five Finger Death Punch

The lamest excuse for a metal band that ever exsisted. The "nu-metal" butt-munching trend that passes for music these days is as abominable as shoving cactus needles into your dickhole, and this worthless group of posers only strengthens that point. Anyone who considers this band worthy of wasting space on their iPod is either a 12-15 year-old or simply a lower primate. Fans of this band should be shaved and sterilized.

"I see you're wearing a Five Finger Death Punch T-shirt. Did that come free with your recent castration?"

by Krazy Kozmic Kat September 10, 2011

Five Finger Death Punch

Music for douche bags.

Five Finger Death Punch likes the dong.

by betterthanyoutoo November 6, 2011

Five Finger Death Punch

They're a metal band. You either hate 'em or you love 'em.

Joe: I love Five Finger Death Punch, they kick ass!!

Dave: What the hell is wrong with you, they fuckin' suck!

(Joe and Dave then go on to rant about it)

by thenecanzurat November 8, 2011