Pop rock for angsty middle school suburbian kids and soccer moms, much like Disturbed and Slipknot before them, as well as their contemporaries Avenged Sevenfold. About as metal as Justin Beiber. 1/1000000th as metal as BABYMETAL.
by I'm So Cratic September 16, 2018
by jhwalkerphoenix February 21, 2010
by gayemokid September 12, 2022
Its a band
by burger King Killer February 09, 2009
The lamest excuse for a metal band that ever exsisted. The "nu-metal" butt-munching trend that passes for music these days is as abominable as shoving cactus needles into your dickhole, and this worthless group of posers only strengthens that point. Anyone who considers this band worthy of wasting space on their iPod is either a 12-15 year-old or simply a lower primate. Fans of this band should be shaved and sterilized.
"I see you're wearing a Five Finger Death Punch T-shirt. Did that come free with your recent castration?"
by Krazy Kozmic Kat September 10, 2011
Music for douche bags.
by betterthanyoutoo November 07, 2011
Joe: I love Five Finger Death Punch, they kick ass!!
Dave: What the hell is wrong with you, they fuckin' suck!
(Joe and Dave then go on to rant about it)
Dave: What the hell is wrong with you, they fuckin' suck!
(Joe and Dave then go on to rant about it)
by thenecanzurat November 08, 2011