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the fitness gram pacer test

the gym teacher says those dreaded words "today we will have the pacer test" and the only kids who are happy are the really sporty kids, every other kid fucking hates this test.
"Today we will have the fitness gram pacer test."

"YAAY!"
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
by Naners420 August 24, 2020
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Planet Fitness

A so-called ‘gym’ that triggers a nuclear bomb threat warning siren if you make a little bit of noise lifting a heavy weight.
Guy 1: Hey bro, let’s get out maximum reps!
Guy 2: Les do dish!
*They both grunt a bit, setting off the lunk alarm, also known as a nuclear threat warning siren.*
Planet Fitness: NUCLEAR BOMB INCOMING!!
by DatOneJoker478 November 26, 2022
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Flix and fitness

Simliar to Netflix and chill. When it's just you by yourself watching Netflix, 'fitness' whole pizza in your mouth.
No Netflix and chill, tonight it's 'flix and fitness'!
by ShangChang September 19, 2019
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Finess

To steal, snatch, or take.
"Dude! Quit trying to finess my drink!"
by Chezyy May 28, 2018
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Fitness Diva

Def. Woman with exceptional physical attributes. Short stature with toned feminine curves and plump backside. One who does explosive pushups after the club and goes to sleep. Very ambitious and with an strong personality and big attitude packed in her small frame.
I met my match in the Kitchen the Fitness Diva beat me soundly with her expertise and precision all of her meals were neat and healthy. She also puts in work on her body working the stairmaster with heels on to boost the curves on her lower body.
by SamDot33 December 23, 2011
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E-Train Finesse

E Train Finesse is when you hook up with a girl and she gives you fellatio. Furthermore, this aforementioned female catches feelings for you, but you do not cuff her. This is a new term in hip hop culture and has been on the rise with mentions from, Odell Beckham, 21 Savage, and Lil Uzi Vert.
E-Train Finesse means to Curve Someone

Yo I just E Train finessed that hoe over there!
Did you just E Train finesse my daughter?
She asked me what we were, but I just said I was E Train finessing her.
She told me she loved me, but she didn't know I was just running that E Train finesse.
Shawty rode the E train all the way to my house.
by MEXICANMAN December 14, 2016
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funness

describes the most ultimate in any experience which would be described as fun, joyful, blissful, satisfactory, or even pleasurable. The epitome of fun.

Funness is also mainly used in sarcasm, because it is incredibly hard to find any activity that would qualify as awesome enough to be funness, it's so hard, nothing has been found yet.

this word originated in the pleasant little village of Clay Center
"Yeah, the other day, I was cutting down this evergreen and I cut off my leg with a chainsaw, it was so funness!"

"Wow, really? I didn't realize it was so sweet, maybe I'll try it"

"I was being sarcastic, dumbass"
by brian h March 30, 2005
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