Fetus Pierogies

A delicious treat made by going to the nearest abortion clinic, rooting through the dumpster, grinding your spoils into a cheese-like consistency, and stuffing it into a circular piece of flattened dough. The dough is then folded over into a half circle, placed in a pot, and boiled in a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen. The delicious fetus pierogies are then ingested by the people who made them, or the people who buy "Mrs. T's".

Dude, I just bought a huge box of fetus pierogies, wanna come over and ingest them with me?

by diabolicalfritz October 11, 2009

fetus bong

a bong shaped like a fetus. self explanatory.

i just took a hit from the fetus bong. gooooood shit.

by Z-Machine May 23, 2008

Fetus snipe

A medical procedure also known as an abortion. With little or no risk to the health of the woman host, the fetus is effectively sniped. In this circumstance the attending doctor is referred to as a sniper.

Conducting a Fetus snipe may or may not be legal in your contry.

"Yes of course I will come over tonight, after my fetus snipe"

"Did you hear about that feminist celebrity the other week, who got fetus sniped?"

by Kaffedyr September 29, 2011

Fetus King

An Irish man with a red beard who controls every fetus in the world, he summons them and decides their fate as a human being. If the fetus is not right he will eat it right away. He also enjoys fucking the fetus if he's up to it.

Doctor: Im terribly sorry but i have some bad news
Parents: What is it Doctor!
Doctor: Your baby was visited by the Fetus King during the night and is no more.

by BleachedBlack21 June 4, 2012

Fetus Spiders

Fetus Spiders occur when a person takes part in sexual intercourse just as they, or their partner, enter their menstrual cycle. It is quite the feat because you have to time your cum shot just right so you can fertilize the egg as it's exiting through the beef curtains. Once fertilized, the Fetus Spiders become larva and nest within both partners pubic forests. It takes, on average, one month for a feti-larva to become a full grown Fetus Spider. Once in Fetus Spider form, the creature is able to crawl and reproduce, just as everything else.
They average to be about 50-60 pounds, can run up to 85 mph and stand 5-7ft tall.
Works best while doing it doggie style or reverse cowgirl, although scientists have not proven this to be true.

1. My girlfriend breeds the best Fetus Spiders in her raunchy vagina.

2. A Fetus Spider reproduced with my baby and made feti-larva in my ball fro.

by vagrant48 March 10, 2009

fetus status

One who looks like an arrogant and cocky biotch. First impression anyway. May act like one too.

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v664/234/39/666629842/n666629842_1135891_2422.jpg

"man, omar is such a fetus status!!!!"

by anita moore bath December 20, 2008

Fetus meat

a very very small penis. The size of a baby fetus penis. Much smaller than a baby meat.

cody mcgee has a fetus meat. Or, thats why you have a fetus meat, cody!

by shane rawlss December 5, 2007