festerous

Meaning to decay and cause discomfort. To become painful or infected, or becomes worse as time passes.
The sound became festerous.

My job is festerous.
by Ares2014 May 22, 2014
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Reverse Uncle Fester

When you shove a light bulb up your ass instead if your mouth.
I was felling kinda kinky so my girlfriend hooked me up with a reverse Uncle Fester
by Anevilnoyes November 22, 2022
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fester chair

a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.
Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.
by Ocyrus April 02, 2011
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Fester-ish

When you don’t feel like doing the tasks at hand, feeling lazy, or backing down on your word
Hey boss man, I can’t come in to work today I’m feeling a little fester-ish.”
by SailHatan999 July 30, 2021
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festering sleaze

a sleaze who tends to fester too close to those around them.
“On the music express there was a festering sleaze creeping to close”
by Mr. Mcsleaze July 27, 2024
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Festering The Fingers

The act while walking of fixing your pants and swinging you arm out infront of you.
Kid 1: Look at that guy he must be a pimp.
Kid 2: How do you know?
Kid 1: Look at him Festering The Fingers
by Wryte Chandler July 14, 2008
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Fester

A name given to a very specific individual who lives off a trust fund while leaching off of his peers. Often very lazy, impotent, vulgar, disrespectful to his parents, narcissistic, trash talker and in most cases drugs his victims while he films incognito. Fester (s) are generally socially awkward and practice many forms of gas-lighting, cyber stalking, crimen injura , cyber theft, industrial espionage, colluding, rape , inter-species inter-course, racist , double standards, hypocrite and take the cake as an uber goffel. A Fester is generally accompanied with his bucket bunny aka Ta mi or " Tam" for short, who takes on the task as the Fester's right hand ( juntu/slut).

A Fester from the under world name known as "Festa" are born from embryo sacks which are laid 100's of meters beneath the earths surface. The parent or metamorphic queen slob known as Ga Bi or "Gabi" lays approximately upto 30 larvae which from birth kill off the weaker ones until there is only one Festerling ( name for a pupa or baby grub Festa) . Although they share many habits and features like humans there is a distinct red flag when you encounter a Fester. It generally chants the words " I just can't" at any given moment should it be put to task. Shortly after the first uttering the Fester will grab an Iphone and get hold of his birth parent known as the Ga-Bi while violently cursing at anything that passes through its very tiny brain.
Look at that lazy fester fuck.

Oh fuck off fester!

Dude Fester fucked a duck!

Better stay clear of any of those fester types.
by Bottombait October 10, 2022
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