Fester

A person who has reached ultimate crustiness and disgustingness, a person who has lost all humanity to being gross

Person 1 :Yo did you see that girl eating a week old piece of dominos pizza

Person 2: ya she’s is like such a fester

by Rock ur world March 27, 2020

Fester

v. 1. To call it quits. End of shift, or had enough fun for the day or night.

2. To give up.
Short for 'Uncle' as in Uncle Fester

"Fester..... I've had a long day and can't wait to kick it back at the house"

"Fester" ...I give up....what do I owe? I'm cashin' out"

'Fester,.......baby, let's bounce'

by redfisher December 04, 2016

Fester

A person or a group (Festers) of people attending Coachella festival. Now referred to as Coachella.

Festers have landed in Indio, ready to brave the sand and party to the music!

by BabyKan April 15, 2016

Festering The Fingers

The act while walking of fixing your pants and swinging you arm out infront of you.

Kid 1: Look at that guy he must be a pimp.
Kid 2: How do you know?
Kid 1: Look at him Festering The Fingers

by Wryte Chandler July 14, 2008

fester fucknuts

Someone who truly and utterly pisses you off to the point of homicidal rage

Look it's fester fucknuts

by derageosfear70 August 09, 2020

Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester is Kaisa's alter ego, emerging particularly when she has inhaled or is under the influence. This endearing alter ego is characterized by a charming disposition, often accompanied by facial redness and sometimes even dark under the eyes if she had mascara on for the evening.

"Uncle Fester makes a grand entrance when Kaisa's had a date with her favorite bottle of laughter-inducing spirits, leaving behind a trail of giggles and maybe a misplaced shoe or two."

by Attentionwhorenumber1 January 04, 2024

Uncle Fester

To insert light bulbs in and out of your Anus or Vagina

My hidden talent is to Uncle Fester halogen globes

by Cre8ical February 18, 2024