a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.
by Ocyrus April 20, 2011
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“My roommate was in the middle of doing homework so I went in his room and gave him a dirty fester.”
by Wanjarthen September 17, 2021
Get the Dirty Fester mug.A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.
Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024
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Person 1 :Yo did you see that girl eating a week old piece of dominos pizza
Person 2: ya she’s is like such a fester
Person 2: ya she’s is like such a fester
by Rock ur world March 27, 2020
Get the Fester mug.A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.
Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024
Get the Uncle Fester mug.Uncle Fester is Kaisa's alter ego, emerging particularly when she has inhaled or is under the influence. This endearing alter ego is characterized by a charming disposition, often accompanied by facial redness and sometimes even dark under the eyes if she had mascara on for the evening.
"Uncle Fester makes a grand entrance when Kaisa's had a date with her favorite bottle of laughter-inducing spirits, leaving behind a trail of giggles and maybe a misplaced shoe or two."
by Attentionwhorenumber1 January 4, 2024
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by Ares2014 May 23, 2014
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