fasterbate

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

by saylor February 15, 2007

festered upon

1. When someone chucks completely random shit at you, such as garbage
(derived from the word fester: garbage is festering, thus, to be festered upon is to have festering crap thrown at you).

2. When someone uses entirely bitchy/bullshit behavior towards you.

1. Me and A-ron were festered upon when his grandma tossed the kitchen trash at us.

2. I was having a quiet smokeout when some crazy bitch festered upon me and my homedogs by lecturing us.

by J-Fizz August 27, 2005

Fister

One of the only 4 actual jobs in the army. Nomenclature: 13F
Fire Support Specialist

Hell Yeah!!! I'm a Fister!!!!

by wildcardman October 15, 2010

Foster Grunt

One of the leading brands of sunglasses.

I don't wear my Foster Grunts at nighttime.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

Mark Foster

A sex god who is also the lead singer of Foster The People. Foster The People is the greatest band known to man.

"Man, I'd fuck Mark Foster any day."

"Yeah, he's a real womanizer."

by ftpftw2626 August 3, 2012

nick foster

a guy whose dick is the size of a big clit.

"my girlfriends clit looks like nick fosters dick"

by nickfostersboyfriend March 19, 2021

festered

If you're 'festered', you're stoned to the bone, maybe you're drunk as a skunk, or perhaps both. Either way, you're an inebriated son of a bitch with the munchies and a 'let's fuckin party' kinda attitude. Popularly used in Santa Cruz, California.

Dylan was so festered last night, he chased his tequila with a bite of mac n cheese.

by GlazedEyeGal February 6, 2019