fecal alchemist

One who can turn a large pile of shit into something golden.

Drill Sargeant Smith sure is a fecal alchemist. That latest bunch of recruits looked like they couldn't find their asses with a map and a compass.

by Philitup February 17, 2005

fecal exchange

When you take a clear plastic tube and sick it in your ass and the other end into your partners ass. Then shit so it goes up into your partners ass. Your partner then shits it back into your ass.

Brent wanted to get freaky last night so he gave Gabby a fecal exchange.

Fecal exchanges are so hot right now.

by J Clark June 22, 2006

Fecal Frank

The act of pooping into a hot dog bun and putting condiments on the poo that has now become a fecal frank. Can leave one at a BBQ for people to find.

Oh man can I have that burnt sausage. No thats a fecal frank don't bite it.

by Genkino November 28, 2006

fecal matter

A solid excratory waste ejected from the anus

After eating that 10 lb. burrito, Michael splattered fecal matter all over the bathroom

by lathargic October 2, 2005

fecal position

The position you're usually in when you're on the can, pushing hard.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.

Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.

by Elvo July 27, 2007

fecal play

The act of incorporating feces into any sexual adventure

Zach: "we should do something different tonight"
Whitney: "like fecal play?"
Zach: "yeah"
Whitney: "okay, I'll shit on your chest during sex"
Zach: "I can't wait"

by blumpkinluver January 24, 2009

Fecal Rampage

The act in which a person (usually a man) strips naked and defecates on his hands; smearing it on his enemy's house or apartment door.

He then uses a lighter or match to light said door on fire, followed by intense babbling and other odd behavior. The person also usually claims to be a supernatural being, such as the devil incarnate or the candle-like character Lumiere from Beauty & the Beast.

The rampage is incomplete if he flees the scene or puts his clothes back on, seeing as how this would constitute a simple 'fecal fire'.

Did you hear about Rob? His girl stole his cell phone so he went on a fecal rampage over at her apartment. Set her door on fire and the cops found him naked and covered in his own shit.

by James Moon April 14, 2011