Fausto

An attractive man with good body shape, but has a child trapped in him. He is closed about his relationships (past and currently) and is likely to be unfaithful. If not gay, straight faustos are attracted to girls that are hard to get and have nice legs. They may suddenly change their mind without warning. Lack of personality

c says:I was once dating a man who I don't even remember, he left without saying good-bye and after two months I heard he had two girlfriends already.

p says: Wow he was totally a Fausto.

by ric-ogts-dr August 20, 2009

fauxto

An altered or misleadingly cropped/labeled photograph, or one in which the people/elements have been staged or arranged to give a false effect. See fauxtography.

The image of the dead man being pulled out of the rubble turned out to be a fauxto; a photograph dated ten minutes later showed him walking about.

by jaqua August 11, 2006

The Fault in Our Stars

A beautiful story with a great message. Unfortunately it has been adopted as some kind of white girl Bible and is appreciated not because of its beauty and meaning, but because there's a hot dude named Augustus in it. I is written by John Green and is actually not his best book but the white girls seem to think so.

Me: So have you read The Fault in Our Stars
White Girl: Totally! It my favorite book like omg!
Me: Oh cool! What did you like about it?
White Girl: Welllllll I didn't really, like, understand it but like Augustus Waters is totally hooooot omg!
Me: ...*facepalm*

by Ema Nlear June 10, 2014

fauxtatoes

those mashed potato flakes that come in a packet and you have to add milk or water to reconstitute them.

damn, bitch didn't even try! she made fauxtatoes for thanksgiving.

by courtnex January 30, 2004

faustyna

foxy, foxy ladies, generally of polish descent. humble in nature, they will break the hearts of everyone around them, all the while completely oblivious to the fact. they are the best of friends and the hottest of lovers. they are sugary sweet and blazing hott. they are the sharpest of the bunch and will excel in everything. they are incredible. they are faustyna.

boy 1: "there's this girl in my class that's got me straight-trippin' man. she's hotter than hell and so friggin' smart."

boy 2: "is she a faustyna?"

boy 1: ... ... ...

boy 2: "of course she is."

by sugar daddy 66 March 15, 2011

my fault

A way of replacing the need to apologize or to say sorry, often by using this term to ease the tension of the situation. To make one seem not as responsible of his or her mistakes. my bad can also be an alternative term of equal meaning.

1: I had sex with your girlfriend last night.
2: What the hell?? What kind of friend are you???
1: Aw man, my fault! (or "my bad!")
2: Man it's cool, since you said my fault.

by zculver September 29, 2008

Trudeau's fault

What conservatives bros of mediocre intelligence say about everything and anything that is undeniably NOT Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's fault. Usually something that is actually their own fault. This is known to be a long-term effect that follows the psychological insult of being dissed by a high school crush in favor of some handsome boy with better hair.

Alberta minister of health Tyler Shandro (@shandro) doesn't know how to use the internet. It's Trudeau's fault.

What's that smell coming from conservative party leader Erin O'Toole? Must be Trudeau's fault.

Texas froze. Trudeau's fault.

by AB MD WarRoom February 25, 2021