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Flatulencer

An unqualified influencer that’s an apparent expert on any professional topic.
Did you see Janes post on how boosting her natural immunity prevents her getting Ebola, AIDS, COVID and has lessened the frequency of her Herpes attacks?

Oh yeah - she’s an absolute flatulencer…
by Supersleeper70 September 25, 2021
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Flatulence

Collective noun for a group of dads.
There was a whole flatulence of dads at the barbecue party.
by El Squibbonator August 30, 2022
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Flatulencer

Derogatory term for those that self describe themselves as an Influencer in either profession or hobby, used by realists who who see through the noise and stink.
She is a Flatulencer - nothing but wind and she stinks because like all influencers they are full of shit.
by Jimmy Lumoxx April 8, 2024
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Flatulence

As he described the flat earth his flatulence cleared the entire room.

Never discuss flat earth in a full lift as people might find it offensive.
by drnutt December 3, 2024
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Flatulence bias

When one takes offence to another's wind, while holding no issue venting themselves.
My roommate has a flatulence bias, it's okay when it's them, but when I do it, you'll never hear the end of it.
by Kract January 14, 2026
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neural flatulence

noun.

1. the tendency to or the condition of doing or saying completely moronic shit. Esp a temporary condition that plagues the sufferer who typically (we hope) behaves rationally and intellegently, but for whatever reason, cannot think clearly and act sanely at the present time.
2. Condition that causes one to be unable to think of a word or coherant thought that is just at the tip of his or her tongue, either leaving the sufferer hanging or making him/her say something incorrect and stupid instead.
synonym: brain fart
girl: What is wrong with me recently? I mailed the butt plug to my sister and the baby gift to the gimp and I think I even voted Republican!!!
guy: I think you're suffering from neural flatulence.
by kittymisfit September 25, 2010
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mental flatulence

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.
I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.
by TooSick4U October 21, 2010
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