Fart

There are many different types

The Leaky Pipe: When gas slowly oozes out your crack, and a low hissing sound is audible.

The Fake: A toot that has no odor.

Perfume: A fart that smells good. Very rare.

Wet Gas: When pieces of shit prom your previous diarrhea come out with your gas.

Steam: Made when in a cold place. Results is a visible gas seen erupting from the butt.

Whether a fart or a toot
It's never mute

by Shazamalam November 21, 2013

Fart

A gas that comes out of every-single-creature-alive's anus. And, yes ladies fart too. It is also known as Methane, or poop gas. In fact, this gas has lots of nicknames.

Woman: *fart*
Man 1: Dude, that stinks.
Man 2: Ikr!
Man 3: It wasn't me

Man 1: It wasn't me either!
Man 2: Maybe it was her?
Woman: Umm... Okay?

by FunkDaBeat September 29, 2014

Fart

Agonising squeal of a trapped turd

A fart is like the final cry for freedom before before you give birth to that stinking steamer

by Jutstar August 08, 2014

Fart

A chance to be embarrassed at school.

Hey dude, did you just fart? (Laughter)

by Original Orangutans May 30, 2014

Fart

1. Man made methane.

2. The noise which is often heard soon after someone says, "Pull my finger."

That fart smelled horrible!

by Fart Master 09 November 05, 2009

Fart

The art in which air or gas is expelled from the ass or butt

I farted so hard that i cleared everyone from the living room.

by master o dictionary May 23, 2009

Fart

Fragrant and repulsive tang

The fart smelt as though it would be in the room for ever so I sprayed it with air freshener

by Stias September 12, 2005