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Fart

There are many different types

The Leaky Pipe: When gas slowly oozes out your crack, and a low hissing sound is audible.

The Fake: A toot that has no odor.

Perfume: A fart that smells good. Very rare.

Wet Gas: When pieces of shit prom your previous diarrhea come out with your gas.

Steam: Made when in a cold place. Results is a visible gas seen erupting from the butt.
Whether a fart or a toot
It's never mute
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Fart

Agonising squeal of a trapped turd
A fart is like the final cry for freedom before before you give birth to that stinking steamer
by Jutstar August 8, 2014
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Fart

To let out methane gas from the anus. This can also be known as Fluffing, Flatulence, Breaking/Passing wind etc.
Person 1: “Pawww!!! Dude is that a fart or did you just soil yourself?”

Person 2: “Omg I slipped out a little fart in here 10 minutes ago and you still smell it. To be fair I have had roast chicken”.

Person 1: “Yeah I can tell. Chicken farts are certainly one of the worst. That’s seriously rank”.

Person 2: “Sorry”
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Fart

Hey dude, did you just fart? (Laughter)
by Original Orangutans May 30, 2014
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Fart

1. Man made methane.

2. The noise which is often heard soon after someone says, "Pull my finger."
That fart smelled horrible!
by Fart Master 09 November 4, 2009
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Fart

The art in which air or gas is expelled from the ass or butt
I farted so hard that i cleared everyone from the living room.
by master o dictionary May 23, 2009
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Fart

Me: EW!
#2: sorry man, that`s called silent but deadly
Me: NO! That`s a fart we call an SBV (Silent but Violent)
by easton0890 September 6, 2009
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