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Fanic Attack

An intense attack of anxiety experienced while watching your favorite TV show. Characterized by feelings of impending doom, and/or trembling, sweating, pounding heart and throwing things at your television set.
OMG. I had a total fanic attack when Lois disappeared through time halfway into the season eight finale of Smallville.
by Cyclonekat February 3, 2010
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fanfiction

1. Put bluntly, fiction by the fans. Created by fans of any particular fandom, 50% of fanfiction is crap, 24% is non-crappy smut, 25% fits into the category of crap and smut, and the remaining 1% is some pretty good stuff.
2. Something English teachers don't like.
1. Trying to find a non-crap, non-smut fanfiction is a little like trying to mine for gold.
2. My friend's Star Wars fanfiction got an F in English class simply because it was fanfiction.
by ~souba~ December 26, 2005
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Fanfuckintastic

When shit just doesn't go right.
Husband: The car won't start and I am late for work.
Wife: Well don't even worry about it they just called and said your fired!
Husband: Well that is just fanfuckintastic!
by Dean Cochrun October 18, 2008
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Fanfiction.net

One of the best website to read fanfiction. It used to be MUCH, MUCH better than it is today, but there was a number of unexplained or stupid decisions.

Decisions such as reinventing the search system when it was already good. Now you'll be lucky if any search you make with more than one word come up with accurate results. Other decisions include taking away NC-17 rating, banning stories about real life people, and banning stories that doesn't fit a certain format. What's the point of "unleashing your imagination" if your imagination is restricted?

Also, there are a number of website problems there. The usual and least believable explanation is something along the lines of "server upgrade".

Despite this, people don't have much choice because FF.Net still has the most stories and the best interface.
Guy browsing FF.Net: Hmm, what? No more NC-17 stories because kids are reading it? JESUS CHRIST! So R-rated stories are BETTER?!
by BusinessMan February 6, 2005
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fanfuckingtastic

i.e. WOW! or thats good.. or another word for brilliant lol
just had sex.. it was good.....*fanfuckingtastic*
by mattie February 21, 2005
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fanfiction

N.

A fun pass time for anyone to partake in, fanfiction (often abbreviated into 'fanfic' or 'fic'). Various types of fanfiction include, but are not limited to…

•Oneshot (A fanfic that is one chapter long)
•Twoshot (A fanfic that is two chapters long)
•Threeshot (A fanfic that is three chapters long)
•Novel-length
•Short story
•Drabble (one-hundred or near words in length)
•Ficlet (shorter than a drabble, yet still relevant enough to be a story)

There are many more, but listing them all would take too long.

Many of them are written by illiterate idiots who don't bother to proofread or use a spell-check, and they often have many horrible stories. However, there are plenty of literate, believable, proofread fanfictions out there if you know where to look.

Almost any genre and scenario has been written at least once. And pairings are never-ending as well.

•Slash (MxM)
•Femmeslash/Femslash (FxF)
•Gen (No relationship, or it's not a big part)
•Het (MxF)

Those are types of pairings. Fanfiction can be an amazing thing if you know how and where to look for it. (Hint: archiveofourown.org AO3 is a great place with a great community. I wouldn't recommend FanFiction.net simply because of the lack of acknowledgement for new writers)

Happy reading!
Person One: Man, that Death Note fanfiction I read last night was awesome!
Person Two: What was it called? I want to check it out.
Fanfic, Slash, Het, Gen, Femslash/Femmeslash, Fic, Drabble, Fanfiction, Oneshot, Twoshot, Threeshot, Ficlet, AO3, archiveofourown, FanFiction
by Nox_Knows_Things_You_Should August 25, 2016
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Smutty Fanfiction

The act of a fan fiction with a LOT OF SEXUAL CONTENT (usually written by horny fangirls) ( usually contains book characters or guys from bands that nobody will remember in 20 yrs)
My jaw dropped when I saw Tobias's erection popping out of his pants just waiting to be set free

This is Smutty Fanfiction

I wanted to fuck Tris's pussy so bad it was just drippu g waiting to be fucked
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