Funt

The sound a woman emits while sitting on the toilet urinating and also expels body gas at the same time.

She sat sleepy eyed on the toilet and pissed and unexpectedly funted at the same time.

by billk1937 December 13, 2012

Funt

A heavy set woman who has a poor attitude, is bitchy, or otherwise unpleasant.

That big chick over there with the attitude is a funt.

by Marky the wordsmythe August 6, 2020

Funt

when your bitch farts out of her cunt while you are affectionately licking her vagina.

"Did you really just funt in my mouth?"

by DMESH April 12, 2014

Funt

A fucking cunt.

Anita talks smack about people behind their back, she is a funt.

George can lick my funt.

by Redredrose July 27, 2022

Funting

The act of an attempted munting, only to find the victim is indeed in an alive or comatose state. Upon the realization that the organs are indeed not sloshing around (as the body is not decomposing) and the victims awakening, there is an ensuing lawsuit.

I was caught accidentally Funting my cousin now I’m getting sued!!

by Seargant skibbidi April 18, 2024

Funt

Pulling your foreskin forward enough to emulate a vagina and having another man fuck it

Darryl and I had a good funt last night

by Funt Expert January 27, 2019

Funt

Short for Funny Cunt

Taz: cal is funny but hes a cunt
Carmen: Cal's a Funt

by Taz1000 June 2, 2021