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Flamingo Affair

Late 1989 NYC at Ron's Flamingo Bar, Randy McCandy accused rival DJ Marshfellow Brown of stealing "his moves n' swag, ya slag" and ripped his clothing off publicly. He was never seen again after that evening, and many wonder where he has gone to this day.
"God I sure miss Randy McCandy...if it hadn't been for the Flamingo Affair he might still be spinnin' his spooky tracks today."
by Lil Skippy Kid October 30, 2017
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Pregnant Flamingo

A Hideous Drag Queen who wears hideous dresses that are so tight the seams are scereaming.
That bitch loooks like a pregnant flamingo!!!
by make you cry March 8, 2011
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Alaskan Flamingo

A sexual act in which a thin metal pole is shoved into a person's urethra while their penis is fully erect, and/or any orifice capable of housing one.
then a partner(s) sits on top of the pole(s) to increase the pressure while they masturbate on top of it looking down at the other person.
Care should be taken in being the flamingo so that the pole doesn't puncture anything,

bouncing or swaying around gently and slowly while they trust you not to injure them.
"You hear that Jerry and Ronda tried the alaskan flamingo last night?"
"No shit, no wonder she hasn't been walking right."
"Yeah Jerry seems kinda bummed about it, bet he'll get it too once she's feeling better."
by Aruminoi June 17, 2017
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Flaming Shack

when you're doin' a chick doggy-style, you grab a can of her cheap ass hairspray, then spray your initials on her butt cheeks. Then, after you're.."done", light a cigarette, then ignite the hairsprayed initials you sprayed on her butt cheeks with your cigarette, then tell her "you're welcome", then leave the room.
"I was all drunk last night, and was bangin' this chick from behind. She was a nasty whore, so I gave her a "flaming shack". She like it..."
by Muary Finkle October 19, 2006
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Flaming Coffin

Very similar to the Flaming Albuquerque, but with a twist. Take a bottle of the hottest hot sauce you can find and cover the tip of your cock with it. After lighting her pubes on fire, thrust your Tabasco-covered pecker in. Make sure to smash the remaining half-pepper against her uterus. You'll feel like your dick is on fire and you'll want to die.

Congratulations. You have just performed a Flaming Coffin.
I had to pay an extra $200 to perform a flaming coffin on that prostitute last night.
by Turd Ferguson the Third March 12, 2009
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Flaming Hot Eyeball

When one is in the process of consuming hot cheetos and ignorantly itches their eyes causing a wicked burning sensation.
Man, I was eating hot cheetos right? And I itched my frigging eye! Got some crazy bad flaming hot eyeball.
by The Real Cinders January 24, 2010
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Flaming rage

The unfortunate incident, often encountered after Mexican cuisine, in which balls of molten lava are expelled from one's anal cavity with alarming force.
"Wow, that's the last time I ever be eatin' a taco like that one. I had the flaming rage for three straight hours."
by Krav Maga April 26, 2010
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