fecal alchemist

One who can turn a large pile of shit into something golden.
Drill Sargeant Smith sure is a fecal alchemist. That latest bunch of recruits looked like they couldn't find their asses with a map and a compass.
by Philitup February 17, 2005
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Fecal Frank

The act of pooping into a hot dog bun and putting condiments on the poo that has now become a fecal frank. Can leave one at a BBQ for people to find.
Oh man can I have that burnt sausage. No thats a fecal frank don't bite it.
by Genkino November 28, 2006
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fecal exchange

When you take a clear plastic tube and sick it in your ass and the other end into your partners ass. Then shit so it goes up into your partners ass. Your partner then shits it back into your ass.
Brent wanted to get freaky last night so he gave Gabby a fecal exchange.

Fecal exchanges are so hot right now.
by J Clark June 22, 2006
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fecal matter

A solid excratory waste ejected from the anus
After eating that 10 lb. burrito, Michael splattered fecal matter all over the bathroom
by lathargic October 02, 2005
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fecal play

The act of incorporating feces into any sexual adventure
Zach: "we should do something different tonight"
Whitney: "like fecal play?"
Zach: "yeah"
Whitney: "okay, I'll shit on your chest during sex"
Zach: "I can't wait"
by blumpkinluver January 25, 2009
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fecal position

The position you're usually in when you're on the can, pushing hard.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.
Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.
by Elvo June 26, 2007
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Fecal Beacon

When someone ends up shitting themselves, usually in a manner demanding attention.

In order to classify as a Fecal Beacon it has to be seen through the pants, where no amount of boxers, jeans, or other outer wear can possibly hide it from sight.
John: Hey have you seen Smith?
Steve: No, what happened?
John: Dude, he totally let out a Fecal Beacon. His pants are ruined, everyone saw it!
by Xasanak February 22, 2020
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